Why play football at 'Bama?

[DRob]

A very clever man sent me his analysis of why a talented young football player would want to go to Alabama. Thought I'd share his wisdom.

INCENTIVE TO PLAY FOOTBALL AT ALABAMA

INCENTIVE TO PLAY FOOTBALL AT NOTRE DAME

ANY QUESTIONS?

 

[roisigns]

That could cause someone to transfer.

 

[Hoosier Cowboy]

I'll take Bama please

 

[Indy_Guy_77]

'Cause if you play at 'Bama, it increases the chances that you can A) get your own trailer and B) better odds at scoring with your own sister vs. your cousin.

Go Irish!



-J-

 

[starbreather]

'Cause if you play at 'Bama, it increases the chances that you can A) get your own trailer and B) better odds at scoring with your own sister vs. your cousin.

Go Irish!



-J-

Or play at ND and you can fabricate your girlfriends and there death.
ROLL TIDE (football dynasty) ND still has women's basketball.

 

[miguel]

Funny thing is both these gals are based in Alabama!

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