Enforcing social distancing.

[Mongo59]

If someone, in say a store, is following too close, don't fight! Just break out in a song and dance!

(To be sung to the Wizard of Oz tune "If I Only Had A Heart")

Your sin-us-es will shrivel,

Your nos-t-rils will dribble,

Your ol-factories blow a-part,

For I've had some beans of late,

And I'm in a gas-e-ous state,

I'm gonna let a fart...


Then just let one for the history books and I am sure everyone will leave you alone...

P.S. It will work on family also, don't ask...

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

 

[chevyguy]

If only they had a brain.

 

[Thor]

Carry a sabre, swing it around occasionally saying, "just measuring my social distancing!".

 

[frankiechi312]

6 feet is 6 feet and needs to be followed or else we'll be stuck in this forever

 

[Hookeye]

I have seen quite a few folks not giving a damn about social distancing.
And pretty much they're in two camps...........same ol BS.

Democraps.