If someone, in say a store, is following too close, don't fight! Just break out in a song and dance!
(To be sung to the Wizard of Oz tune "If I Only Had A Heart")
Your sin-us-es will shrivel,
Your nos-t-rils will dribble,
Your ol-factories blow a-part,
For I've had some beans of late,
And I'm in a gas-e-ous state,
I'm gonna let a fart...
Then just let one for the history books and I am sure everyone will leave you alone...
P.S. It will work on family also, don't ask...
(To be sung to the Wizard of Oz tune "If I Only Had A Heart")
Your sin-us-es will shrivel,
Your nos-t-rils will dribble,
Your ol-factories blow a-part,
For I've had some beans of late,
And I'm in a gas-e-ous state,
I'm gonna let a fart...
Then just let one for the history books and I am sure everyone will leave you alone...
P.S. It will work on family also, don't ask...