The Indiana State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into
Indianapolis.
For the first offense, they give you two Indianapolis Colts tickets.
If you get stopped a second time, they give you two Pacer tickets.
If you get stopped the third time, they will make you use them
Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the
Super Bowl?
A. The Indianapolis Colts.
Q. What do the Colts, Pacers, and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus
Christ."
Q. How do you keep a Colt out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.
Q. What's the difference between the Colts and a dollar
bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q. What do the Colts and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
Indianapolis.
For the first offense, they give you two Indianapolis Colts tickets.
If you get stopped a second time, they give you two Pacer tickets.
If you get stopped the third time, they will make you use them
Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the
Super Bowl?
A. The Indianapolis Colts.
Q. What do the Colts, Pacers, and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus
Christ."
Q. How do you keep a Colt out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.
Q. What's the difference between the Colts and a dollar
bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q. What do the Colts and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!