I already mow the lawn. I do not, however, know how to change the oil. That's what Jiffy Lube is for
Are you a man who makes dinner on a regular or semi-regular basis?
If the answer is ‘YES”, do not go any further!
National Men Make Dinner Day is NOT for you!
That's why we are having BLTs for dinner.
Why so complicated? We're just having bacon. Lots of bacon.
Blessings,
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Even vegetarians passing through the neighborhood would find themselves wondering what that wonderful smell might be, and they would crave that forbidden taboo. I can see them now falling on their knees begging for one thin strip to tantalize their meat-starved tongues.
National Clean Your Gun and Eat Greasy Bacon Day