Corrupt-A-Wish

[sparky241]

granted but its up to you to mod it 24/7

i wish i could be president of north korea and make it the way america was

 

[Hayseed_40]

granted but its up to you to mod it 24/7

i wish i could be president of north korea and make it the way america was

Granted. But you would be dead because America used to have cojones and would take out the garbage.

Wish we could decide if Glock or XD was better on the OC or CC.

 

[sparky241]

Granted. But you would be dead because America used to have cojones and would take out the garbage.

Wish we could decide if Glock or XD was better on the OC or CC.

granted but its permantly attached in place of your hand.

 

[Hayseed_40]

granted but its permantly attached in place of your hand.

so it is OC, then?

 

[sparky241]

so it is OC, then?

stick your hands in your pocket, whata you have then?

i wish bill clinton would get flushed down a toilet

 

[40calPUNISHER]

stick your hands in your pocket, whata you have then?

i wish bill clinton would get flushed down a toilet

Granted, but now Hillary is madly in love with you for getting rid of her cheating husband... and your toilet is backed up.

I wish I could read womens minds...

 

[Naptown]

Granted, but now Hillary is madly in love with you for getting rid of her cheating husband... and your toilet is backed up.

I wish I could read womens minds...

Granted, you can read their minds but now you are impotent.

"I wish I could do 2 chicks at the same time." [/lawrence from Office Space]

 

[caddywhompus]

Granted, but they have no holes and the beer kegs do.

I wish I could could fly.

 

[jsharmon7]

Granted, but they have no holes and the beer kegs do.

I wish I could could fly.

Granted, but TSA will still feel your junk.

I wish I was a little bit taller.

 

[caddywhompus]

Granted, but TSA will still feel your junk.

I wish I was a little bit taller.

Granted, but your junk is a bit smaller.

I wish for a lifetime supply of Rolling Rock.

 

[rooster007]

Granted, but your junk is a bit smaller.

I wish for a lifetime supply of Rolling Rock.

Granted

But PRINTCRAFTS avatar is on everycan

I want to sleep with Nancy Pelosi HA

 

[2cool9031]

Granted...but she is a lesbian.

I wish I had 300 acres to hunt on in the United States

 

[HandK]

Granted...but she is a lesbian.

I wish I had 300 acres to hunt on in the United States

Granted but it's on three mile island!!

I wish I had a new Camaro!

 

[ATM]

I wish I had a new Camaro!

Granted, but you will always wonder where the overpowering smell of urine came from.

I wish I had some more bacon.

 

[HandK]

Granted, but you will always wonder where the overpowering smell of urine came from.

I wish I had some more bacon.

Granted, but its still walking around on the hoof!

I wish I had more ammo!!

 

[jsharmon7]

Granted, but its still walking around on the hoof!

I wish I had more ammo!!

Granted, but it's in the form of incoming rounds.

I wish I were President.

 

[sunspot]

Granted, but you have to keep the current First Lady

Wish it were warm and sunny out

 

[Naptown]

Granted, but you have to keep the current First Lady

Wish it were warm and sunny out

welcome to HELL, it's like this everyday.

I wish I could swim in a vat of Jack Daniels.

 

[40calPUNISHER]

welcome to HELL, it's like this everyday.

I wish I could swim in a vat of Jack Daniels.

Granted, I hope you are enjoying your sausage fest because you and every other redneck wished for the same thing.

I wish I would find a large bag of money on the side of the road.

 

[jclark]

Granted, but I crapped in it and it's full of dye pack ink. That's why I left it there.

I wish for a new home in the Country In SW Indiana.