Hoosierdood
Grandmaster
I just have to rant about all the old guys that frequent my gym who apparently have NO SHAME when it comes to parading their wrinkled, hairy, fat bodies around the locker room. Now, I'm no prude in the locker room, and I understand that you have to get changed, and will see some disturbing things at times, but it seems that the guys at my gym go a little overboard.
A couple examples: sitting in the hot tub relaxing after a workout a month or so ago, this guy comes in completely naked as a jay bird and climbs into the tub with me. Sorry man, but I don't swing that way.
Then just this morning, my wife and I went to the gym after dropping the kids off at school. Of course Monday morning is packed with the senior citizens who just sit around drinking coffee. After my workout, I hit the locker room and decide to soak in the hot tub. It was actually quite relaxing since I was the only one in there. About 5 minutes later this guy comes from the showers and stops right at the steps to the hot tub and says "It's kinda like a big bath tub, huh?" I open my eyes and there stands this 60 something year old man in all his glory using his towel to dry his grey hair. (did I mention he was bald?) He then takes his towel, throws it over his shoulder and continues to talk to me for about 5 minutes. I tried to use the chlorine in the hot tub to bleach my eyes, but it didn't help at all.
The locker room also has a lounge area with some nice leather couches and a television. On my way out of the locker room, I have to pass through the lounge, and there sits another 70 something guy (probably about 275-300 lbs.) stark naked sitting in the chair reading a magazine.
I complained at the front desk, but it seems like every time I go to the gym, there has to be at least one guy like this. I mean for the love of all that is right, WRAP A TOWEL AROUND IT MAN!! I'm not afraid of seeing a little guy flesh every now and then, but this is ridiculous.
Rant Off.
A couple examples: sitting in the hot tub relaxing after a workout a month or so ago, this guy comes in completely naked as a jay bird and climbs into the tub with me. Sorry man, but I don't swing that way.
Then just this morning, my wife and I went to the gym after dropping the kids off at school. Of course Monday morning is packed with the senior citizens who just sit around drinking coffee. After my workout, I hit the locker room and decide to soak in the hot tub. It was actually quite relaxing since I was the only one in there. About 5 minutes later this guy comes from the showers and stops right at the steps to the hot tub and says "It's kinda like a big bath tub, huh?" I open my eyes and there stands this 60 something year old man in all his glory using his towel to dry his grey hair. (did I mention he was bald?) He then takes his towel, throws it over his shoulder and continues to talk to me for about 5 minutes. I tried to use the chlorine in the hot tub to bleach my eyes, but it didn't help at all.
The locker room also has a lounge area with some nice leather couches and a television. On my way out of the locker room, I have to pass through the lounge, and there sits another 70 something guy (probably about 275-300 lbs.) stark naked sitting in the chair reading a magazine.
I complained at the front desk, but it seems like every time I go to the gym, there has to be at least one guy like this. I mean for the love of all that is right, WRAP A TOWEL AROUND IT MAN!! I'm not afraid of seeing a little guy flesh every now and then, but this is ridiculous.
Rant Off.