CIA Denies Obama's Teleportation Trip to Mars!

[Kirk Freeman]

Yet another conspiracy! CIA now denies the obvious fact that Obama was teleported to Mars as part of the DARPA project.

Alex Jones has yet to comment on this development.

White House Denies CIA Teleported Obama to Mars | Danger Room | Wired.com

 

[TaunTaun]

Yet another conspiracy! CIA now denies the obvious fact that Obama was teleported to Mars as part of the DARPA project.

Alex Jones has yet to comment on this development.

White House Denies CIA Teleported Obama to Mars | Danger Room | Wired.com

Get Earth out of the United Federation of Planets!

 

[mrjarrell]

I demand to see his passport!

 

[TaunTaun]

They wont show it because Obama bypassed TSA officials and didn't go through customs!

 

[rambone]

I think it is possible that Obama has been worked for/with the CIA.

In 1983 he worked for Business International Corporation, a CIA front group.

Obama and His Family Tied to CIA for Years by Sherwood Ross

 

[williamsburg]

the last time obama went thru customs is when he first came to america

 

[Kitty]

Can we send him back?

 

[TaunTaun]

Can we send him back?

Nope, other nations/planets know better.

 

[printcraft]

the last time obama went thru customs is when he first came to america

That customs officer should have been fired.

 

[indykid]

He went to Mars to play a round of golf. He needed the ego boost of low gravity drives.

 

[Titanium Man]

Hmm. Where you all been. I heard that on Coast to Coast months ago.

 

[Kitty]

Hmm. Where you all been. I heard that on Coast to Coast months ago.

And you didn't share this earth shattering revelation! For shame.