GAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

[johntheplinker]

KILL IT!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!
As I was getting ready for bed last night I made my last potty stop. Getting "ready" I happened to see something at the very top of my vision, so I looked up. HOLY #$%@!!!!!

Damn thing was over 1.5" across! Now, I don't mind bigarse spiders out in the woods or even in the garage since that is more there natural habitat, but when they invade my bathroom, well, we have a problem.

 

[mom45]

Wolf spider I do believe...ugly things.

 

[churchmouse]

Evil nasty and needs to die if it is in the house.

 

[indygunguy]

I hate em. Taking that beast with a 12ga would sure be satisfying!

 

[findingZzero]

Just let it be. It hunts only small mammals. Kill it only if it chews loudly.

 

[BigBoxaJunk]

I think it's beautiful (because it's in YOUR house).

 

[johntheplinker]

Evil nasty and needs to die if it is in the house.

Oh, it did! With a crunch!

I hate em. Taking that beast with a 12ga would sure be satisfying!

If The Boss had seen it first she probably would have used one.

View attachment 26949 Just let it be. It hunts only small mammals. Kill it only if it chews loudly.

I think it's beautiful (because it's in YOUR house).

Not any more...

Wolf spider I do believe...ugly things.

It's a dead spider now, but it is still ugly!

 

[printcraft]

Why is there not a large hole in your ceiling?

 

[Birds Away]

Spiders in the house must die.

 

[BigBoxaJunk]

Why is there not a large hole in your ceiling?

Maybe because his wife doesn't know how to use his guns.

 

[freekforge]

did you burn down the house?

 

[Slawburger]

Wow, that thing was the size of a Buick!

 

[churchmouse]

I let them alone outside. They do their thing and I leave them be. Inside, my world and they will die.

 

[halfmileharry]

I had to clean the bifocals. I thought it was an octopus at first.

 

[BiscuitNaBasket]

This thread makes me laugh

 

[hopper68]

Where there is one, there are more.

 

[bobbittle]

They eat the other, nastier bugs. Leave them be.

 

[CBR1000rr]

No. That isn't like any wolf spider I have ever seen.

I also want to know why your home isn't a pile of smoldering memories? I think I may have to smash my laptop now. Thanks.

 

[actaeon277]

 

[GunSlinger]

This, but I'm betting that there's an egg sack hanging around somewhere.

I believe that particular spider is called a Garage Spider. I actually had one of those ugly creatures come out of my golf bag one morning as I was on the first tee at Tameka Woods (Trafalgar). They are light weight but with enough club head speed they'll travel a bit over 150 yards using a driver. I sliced mine or it would've likely made 175 yards.