Ugh.
Trying to finally clean this crap up so I can get a dog.
Looks like I'll spend all day tomorrow also.
You keep telling yourself that till you believe it.You are looking at one of the by-products of excessive overtime, and no spouse.
Snap,
Getting to take a real shower before showing up to a meet and eat event.....
priceless...
Looks like my house. Seriously. If I get a better job, I'm getting a housekeeper, but first I have to get rid of about 75% of the **** in my house. You can't clean if there's no place to put stuff away.
You need an impartial third party to come into your house and shame you into throwing out all the stuff you don't actually need. After that first pass the job will be easier.
I do. I actually had one a few years ago. Hired a lady to come in and help me clean and pack when I moved from the old house. She was awesome at that. Then one day she borrowed my riding lawn mower, changed her number, and I never heard from her again.
That was 6-7 years ago. My ****'s probably long tore-up by now.
Bart gets a Val-U-Qual coupon book as a souvenir, which he gives to Homer as a birthday present. Homer uses one of his coupons at a tire business on a free wheel balancing, and is told by the "customer care specialist" that his car will not take a balance, and that he will need four new tires because they cannot legally let customers drive off with faulty tires.