Glitter boobs are out. Protruding Nipples are in. Er, out. In. No, out.

[AngryRooster]

The doctor..."I specialize in the designer nipple."

 

[Alamo]

Can I report the OP for making a thread about boobs and not even including pictures of boobs?

I am such a tease.

Also it makes you wounder if there is such a thing as "designer scrotums".

NO! Do not even go there.

A thread about designer scrotums would be one of the least viewed I bet.

I SAID NO!

 

[IndyTom]

I'm just going to leave this here: Scrotum Lift and Scrotal Reduction FAQs

[FONT=&quot]excessively stretched out scrotum may touch toilet water when [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot] the patient has bowel movement and scrotum relaxes, requiring [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot] patient to support the scrotum with own hand or having to squat [/FONT]
[FONT=&quot] over toilet rather then sitting down.

[/FONT]

 

[Sylvain]

NO! Do not even go there.




I SAID NO!

I wen't there ... it's actually a thing.

There’s a new cosmetic surgery known as a scrotal lift that’s catching fire, encouraging dudes to beautify their testicles by removing unnecessary sinkage, wrinkles, and all other abnormalities.

https://uk.askmen.com/grooming/appearance/scrotal-lifts.html

 

[Alamo]

I once was looking for that needle you use to inflate basketballs with? Whatever you do, don't put "inflate" and "balls" in the same search on Google. Just don't. You will end up at a really ... odd... street festival in San Francisco.

Let's get back to boobs, glittered or otherwise.

 

[Caleb]

I once was looking for that needle you use to inflate basketballs with? Whatever you do, don't put "inflate" and "balls" in the same search on Google. Just don't. You will end up at a really ... odd... street festival in San Francisco.

Let's get back to boobs, glittered or otherwise.

speaking of which...there's a modification for guys with ED, one of the nuts is replaced with a pump that you reach down and pump your wiener up when it's "go time"...likewise, it press another part to deflate the wiener when "mission accomplished"...

 

[Sylvain]

speaking of which...there's a modification for guys with ED, one of the nuts is replaced with a pump that you reach down and pump your wiener up when it's "go time"...likewise, it press another part to deflate the wiener when "mission accomplished"...

Can it be connected to a shop compressor? Asking for a friend.

 

[AngryRooster]

speaking of which...there's a modification for guys with ED, one of the nuts is replaced with a pump that you reach down and pump your wiener up when it's "go time"...likewise, it press another part to deflate the wiener when "mission accomplished"...

Hmmm, I wonder if there are any mods to use the small CO2 cartridges and a flip switch. "Hey honey, watch this!!" Fits right in with the instant gratification crowd.


Would be awesome at parties...or during the TSA check.

 

[Sylvain]

Hmmm, I wonder if there are any mods to use the small CO2 cartridges and a flip switch. "Hey honey, watch this!!" Fits right in with the instant gratification crowd.


Would be awesome at parties...or during the TSA check.

Where would you store the cartdrige?

 

[AngryRooster]

Where would you store the cartdrige?

Just one oddly long.....

nevermind.

 

[BiscuitsandGravy]

#MeToo.



Help me Jordan Peterson, I'm so confused.

Thanks for saying what I was thinking.

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

I managed to make it through enough of the first video. I just wanted to see the comments. Those never fail to amuse. Well, now we're up to needing a gunsmithing workshop, lest you launch critical parts as if they're spring loaded. At the point of needing a full 1911 stripdown diagram to amuse myself, I think I'll quit.

 

[Caleb]

Can it be connected to a shop compressor? Asking for a friend.

I suppose you can if you want to turn sexy time into a horror scene

 

[Caleb]

Hmmm, I wonder if there are any mods to use the small CO2 cartridges and a flip switch. "Hey honey, watch this!!" Fits right in with the instant gratification crowd.


Would be awesome at parties...or during the TSA check.

Boner on demand? lol

that would make for an awkward situation while going through TSA security check...shut the airport down because of a bomb threat.

 

[russc2542]

Can it be connected to a shop compressor? Asking for a friend.

Make sure to check the regulator. google air compressor tank explosion.


Side note: Good god this thread is the biggest betrayal... click on it expecting one thing and then horrible, horrible things!

 

[Alamo]

...
Side note: Good god this thread is the biggest betrayal... click on it expecting one thing and then horrible, horrible things!

Blame the French.

 

[Sylvain]

Blame the French.

Hey, I resemble that remark.

 

[speedracer302]

Women are getting designer nipples to look more like Kendall Jenner

The first time I read that headline, I thought it said Caitlin Jenner.


Also, if you find this article the least bit interesting, report to the nearest university feminist studies department for reeducation. #metoo.

WTF.... I thought this was a joke when I started reading it... Whats next.

 

[Bigtanker]

It was all going so good then.......

 

[Sylvain]

WTF.... I thought this was a joke when I started reading it... Whats next.

Designer scrotum lifts, that's what is next.