Longest time to 50 posts record?

[Cigarjarhead]

I would really like to know what the shortest time was to make 50.

 

[KellyinAvon]

Of course I do. I like to give myself an elevation of social status. Like the snowflake kids.

You're up to 54 posts now, SLOW DOWN!!

 

[churchmouse]

I would really like to know what the shortest time was to make 50.

Sigh.......I try and help/guide/understand. But alas, sometimes it just does not take.

 

[KellyinAvon]

I would really like to know what the shortest time was to make 50.

Speedy typing INGOer "Bandwidth McGee" achieved 50 quality posts in 8 minutes. While logged on INGO on three devices, old Bandwidth banged out posts on the laptop with the left hand, desktop with the right, all while using talk to text on a smartphone. Legend has it since that day, Bandwidth McGee hasn't left the classifieds.

Welcome to INGO from just to your north

 

[actaeon277]

I would really like to know what the shortest time was to make 50.

Well, I think I took 3 days, maybe. But that was because a few were deleted.
Snapdragon probably took 1 day, maybe.

 

[SnoopLoggyDog]

I would really like to know what the shortest time was to make 50.

Before or after the Mods deleted half their lame posts?

 

[KellyinAvon]

Before or after the Mods deleted half their lame posts?

There is a big difference between one-word posts (I'm waiting for someone to make an all-emojis run) and two complete sentences (nouns, verbs, maybe punctuation) as long as they aren't 37 straight copy/pastes. Stir up a Glock v 1911 or a 9mm v .45 acp thread and you'll be at 200 by lunch.

 

[Birds Away]

I am in awe.

 

[Birds Away]

I would really like to know what the shortest time was to make 50.

Hmm, how'd that work out for you?

 

[Expat]

I ran mine up pretty fast when I started. It was a run for the PM rights. I had no interest in the classifieds at that point in time.

 

[churchmouse]

Hmm, how'd that work out for you?

Not very well actually.

 

[KellyinAvon]

The slowest all-time (and still working on 50) is old-time INGOer Glacier Johnson from the outskirts of Fort Ritner (in the disputed area claimed by Lawrence, Jackson and Washington Counties.) Known as the "anti-Churchmouse", Glacier only posts "when the river is out". In his intro he mentioned upgrading to a 28.8K modem. Some of his more memorable posts included, "What the hell is a USB Port?" and "My Farmall Super M ain't got Wi-Fi!"

 

[churchmouse]

The slowest all-time (and still working on 50) is old-time INGOer Glacier Johnson from the outskirts of Fort Ritner (in the disputed area claimed by Lawrence, Jackson and Washington Counties.) Known as the "anti-Churchmouse", Glacier only posts "when the river is out". In his intro he mentioned upgrading to a 28.8K modem. Some of his more memorable posts included, "What the hell is a USB Port?" and "My Farmall Super M ain't got Wi-Fi!"

Hilarious.....

 

[lovemywoods]

Thanks to the OP for giving me a chuckle this beautiful Sunday morning.

 

[SnoopLoggyDog]

The slowest all-time (and still working on 50) is old-time INGOer Glacier Johnson from the outskirts of Fort Ritner (in the disputed area claimed by Lawrence, Jackson and Washington Counties.) Known as the "anti-Churchmouse", Glacier only posts "when the river is out". In his intro he mentioned upgrading to a 28.8K modem. Some of his more memorable posts included, "What the hell is a USB Port?" and "My Farmall Super M ain't got Wi-Fi!"

However, a challenger lurks on the INGO ether-webs. Delmer Yoder of Tin Cup, Indiana, is still plodding towards the goal of reaching 50 posts with his highly modified Tandy TRS-80. He originally joined to get information on his prize H&R Topper 12 gauge. Unfortunately, Delmer is only able to post when he has enough cow manure to fire up his methane powered generator. He is considered a local celebrity, since he is the only AOL member left in the entire state. His only request is that no one tells the local Bishop. In Amish circles, anything more complicated than a spoon is seen as the work of the devil.

 

[Wolfhound]

I think ole Delmer lives just down the road from me. I see him flying past in his buggy from time to time. Word has it he makes some awesome whiskey.

 

[SnoopLoggyDog]

I think ole Delmer lives just down the road from me. I see him flying past in his buggy from time to time. Word has it he makes some awesome whiskey.

He hates the idea of having his maple syrup evaporator just sitting around for 10 months out of the year.

FYI - There really is a town of Tin Cup. It is North of Peru. Three dilapidated houses, four grump residents, six broken down vehicles, and 87 stray dogs.

 

[jfw46544]

I thought I posted very little. I have 10x the posts.

Racing towards 1000. Should be there by 2027.

 

[Bigtanker]

I think Mom45 got her 50 pretty quick. She had a situtation though.

 

[rob63]

50! It only took 10 years and a month. No deployments or jail time either.

That is amazing!

Statistics

.01 posts per day. Impressive.

I got curious and went to look at what exactly he decided to post about, and it is pretty interesting to break it down into years.

2008: 0 posts
2009: 0 posts
2010: 1 post
2011: 0 posts
2012: 0 posts
2013: 2 posts
2014: 5 posts
2015: 7 posts
2016: 2 posts
2017: 16 posts
2018: 21 posts

His average for 2008-2016 was 1.9 posts per year!

If he had stayed on that pace it would have taken him 26.3 years to reach the classifieds!


His average for 2008-2012 was 0.2 posts per year!!!

If he had stayed on that pace it would have taken him 250 years to reach the classifieds!!!!!