‘Totally fabricated’: Officials debunk viral post about a 9-foot, man-eating turtle in Lake Monroe

[MrSmitty]

Or is it really fabricated? Paddlejack, could very well be an alias... and they don't want people to panic...much like the hiding alien invasion.....oops....forget I said that......

 

[littletommy]

Or is it really fabricated? Paddlejack, could very well be an alias... and they don't want people to panic...much like the hiding alien invasion.....oops....forget I said that......

All we need is the lib media fact checkers to step in and say it’s a hoax, and that will prove it’s true!

 

[MuttX7]

Well there is site 81 at Lake Monroe.

Secure Facility Dossier: Site-81 - SCP Foundation

The SCP Foundation's 'top-secret' archives, declassified for your enjoyment.

scp-wiki.wikidot.com

 

[jsharmon7]

If it’s on the internet, and sounds like something I want to believe, then it’s true!

 

[NHT3]

The same people that believe this story, or even seriously consider that it "might" be true are the same kinds of people who believe that the Covid-19 vaccines are actively harming people.

Well I guess there could be a 9' turtle, attacking only the unvaccinated of course since the vaccine protects against everything.

 

[bobjones223]

It was the turtle from Churubusco! He migrated to Monroe. The people eating up there got really sketchy. They either had really long facial hair and lots of clothes or they made him feel REALLY FUNNY and stay up on a three day bender after eating.

 

[Cameramonkey]

It was the turtle from Churubusco! He migrated to Monroe. The people eating up there got really sketchy. They either had really long facial hair and lots of clothes or they made him feel REALLY FUNNY and stay up on a three day bender after eating.

You may be onto something. Maybe he migrated south to retire.

And of course, being a turtle, thats as far as he got.

 

[bobzilla]

The same people that believe this story, or even seriously consider that it "might" be true are the same kinds of people who believe that the Covid-19 vaccines are actively harming people.

I would say you can't be that stupid, but I know better.