Kirk Freeman
Grandmaster
It is almost the season: (lyrics by Caleb "Racing with Slingshots" Giddings):
On the first day of Christmas my gun store gave to me, a fire on pistol lane three
On the second day of Christmas my gun store gave to me, two broken Taurus and a fire on pistol lane three
On the third day of Christmas my gun store gave to me, three cheap jerks, two broken Taurus and a fire on pistol lane three
On the fourth day of Christmas my gun store gave to me, four crappy shooters, three cheap jerks, two broken Taurus and a fire on pistol lane three
On the fifth day of Christmas my gun store gave to me, FIIIIIVE GOLDEN DEAGLES, four crappy shooters, three cheap jerks, two broken Taurus and a fire on pistol lane three
On the 6th day of Christmas my gun store gave to me, six brass burned ladies, FIIIIIVE GOLDEN DEAGLES, four crappy shooters, three cheap jerks, two broken Taurus and a fire on pistol lane three
On the 7th day of Christmas my gun store gave to me, seven hoods with Hi Points, six brass burned ladies, FIIIIIVE GOLDEN DEAGLES, four crappy shooters, three cheap jerks, two broken Taurus and a fire on pistol lane three
On the 8th day of Christmas my gun store gave to me, eight failed NICS checks, seven hoods with Hi Points, six brass burned ladies, FIIIIIVE GOLDEN DEAGLES, four crappy shooters, three cheap jerks, two broken Taurus and a fire on pistol lane three
On the 9th day of Christmas my gun store gave to me: nine wealthy white guys, eight failed NICS checks, seven hoods with Hi Points, six brass burned ladies, FIIIIIVE GOLDEN DEAGLES, four crappy shooters, three cheap jerks, two broken Taurus and a fire on pistol lane three
On the 10th day of Christmas my gun store gave to me, ten requests for refunds, nine wealthy white guys, eight failed NICS checks, seven hoods with Hi Points, six brass burned ladies, FIIIIIVE GOLDEN DEAGLES, four crappy shooters, three cheap jerks, two broken Taurus and a fire on pistol lane three
On the 11th day of Christmas my gun store gave to me, eleven tons of spent brass, ten requests for refunds, nine wealthy white guys, eight failed NICS checks, seven hoods with Hi Points, six brass burned ladies, FIIIIIVE GOLDEN DEAGLES, four crappy shooters, three cheap jerks, two broken Taurus and a fire on pistol lane three
On the 12th day of Christmas my gun store gave to me, twelve shots of bourbon, eleven tons of spent brass, ten requests for refunds, nine wealthy white guys, eight failed NICS checks, seven hoods with Hi Points, six brass burned ladies, FIIIIIVE GOLDEN DEAGLES, four crappy shooters, three cheap jerks, two broken Taurus and a fire on pistol lane three
On the first day of Christmas my gun store gave to me, a fire on pistol lane three
On the second day of Christmas my gun store gave to me, two broken Taurus and a fire on pistol lane three
On the third day of Christmas my gun store gave to me, three cheap jerks, two broken Taurus and a fire on pistol lane three
On the fourth day of Christmas my gun store gave to me, four crappy shooters, three cheap jerks, two broken Taurus and a fire on pistol lane three
On the fifth day of Christmas my gun store gave to me, FIIIIIVE GOLDEN DEAGLES, four crappy shooters, three cheap jerks, two broken Taurus and a fire on pistol lane three
On the 6th day of Christmas my gun store gave to me, six brass burned ladies, FIIIIIVE GOLDEN DEAGLES, four crappy shooters, three cheap jerks, two broken Taurus and a fire on pistol lane three
On the 7th day of Christmas my gun store gave to me, seven hoods with Hi Points, six brass burned ladies, FIIIIIVE GOLDEN DEAGLES, four crappy shooters, three cheap jerks, two broken Taurus and a fire on pistol lane three
On the 8th day of Christmas my gun store gave to me, eight failed NICS checks, seven hoods with Hi Points, six brass burned ladies, FIIIIIVE GOLDEN DEAGLES, four crappy shooters, three cheap jerks, two broken Taurus and a fire on pistol lane three
On the 9th day of Christmas my gun store gave to me: nine wealthy white guys, eight failed NICS checks, seven hoods with Hi Points, six brass burned ladies, FIIIIIVE GOLDEN DEAGLES, four crappy shooters, three cheap jerks, two broken Taurus and a fire on pistol lane three
On the 10th day of Christmas my gun store gave to me, ten requests for refunds, nine wealthy white guys, eight failed NICS checks, seven hoods with Hi Points, six brass burned ladies, FIIIIIVE GOLDEN DEAGLES, four crappy shooters, three cheap jerks, two broken Taurus and a fire on pistol lane three
On the 11th day of Christmas my gun store gave to me, eleven tons of spent brass, ten requests for refunds, nine wealthy white guys, eight failed NICS checks, seven hoods with Hi Points, six brass burned ladies, FIIIIIVE GOLDEN DEAGLES, four crappy shooters, three cheap jerks, two broken Taurus and a fire on pistol lane three
On the 12th day of Christmas my gun store gave to me, twelve shots of bourbon, eleven tons of spent brass, ten requests for refunds, nine wealthy white guys, eight failed NICS checks, seven hoods with Hi Points, six brass burned ladies, FIIIIIVE GOLDEN DEAGLES, four crappy shooters, three cheap jerks, two broken Taurus and a fire on pistol lane three
