2 Clark County Judges Shot in Indy

[HoughMade]

Has anyone seen any news reports about a suspect? Description? Anything?

 

[Dead Duck]

 

[KittySlayer]

IMPD says that they were not.

Did they dust the strippers for fingerprints?

 

[Dead Duck]

Did they dust the [STRIKE]strippers[/STRIKE] Judges for [STRIKE]fingerprints[/STRIKE] Glitter?

FIFY

 

[hpclayto]

If I was a judge I’d say I wasn’t at the Garter too!

 

[Alpo]

Clark County.....that's pushing the "100 mile international waters rule" a bit.

I guess they don't have strippers anywhere close by...like Louisville. Or maybe the do, but too close to spousal authority.

 

[SwikLS]

IMPD says that they were not.

Slippery Noodle more likely then

 

[Joniki]

IMPD says that they were not.

After they found out they were judges.

 

[Joniki]

They were attending a conference at three in the morning... And they heard gunfire...
Night court?

 

[IndyDave1776]

Clark County.....that's pushing the "100 mile international waters rule" a bit.

I guess they don't have strippers anywhere close by...like Louisville. Or maybe the do, but too close to spousal authority.

That sounds about right.

They are SO busted!

 

[HoughMade]

The IMPD will be releasing a list of other places the judges were not at last night.

 

[IndyDave1776]

The IMPD will be releasing a list of other places the judges were not at last night.

Let me guess. By the time the list is finished, they will deny the judges having been anywhere other than at home in bed.

 

[Alamo]

I can't resist:

I wonder if the judges will find "...I was minding my own business and some dude came up and shot me..." a bit more credible testimony in the future?

 

[HoughMade]

Let me guess. By the time the list is finished, they will deny the judges having been anywhere other than at home in bed.

By Friday, they will have been serving 3:30am snacks to homeless veteran orphans in a church downtown.

 

[IndyDave1776]

By Friday, they will have been serving 3:30am snacks to homeless veteran orphans in a church downtown.

 

[cobber]

Their reelection campaigns should be interesting indeed...

 

[Joniki]

By Friday, they will have been serving 3:30am snacks to homeless veteran orphans in a church downtown.

Double amputee veterans...

 

[Dead Duck]

By Friday, they will have been serving 3:30am snacks to homeless veteran orphans in a church downtown.

Double amputee veterans...

....with a limp.

 

[churchmouse]

I am hearing no truth to that rumor, CM. Wait and see.

https://www.theindianalawyer.com/articles/50175-clark-county-judges-among-5-shot-wounded-in-indianapolis

That was on the chicks this morning but they said it was being changed as the story unfolded.

 

[indyjohn]

That was on the chicks this morning but they said it was being changed as the story unfolded.

We're friends of the show. And friends of theirs.

I think the Duck got it right.