#2 in Public Restrooms

[1946]

Who says you gotta set down on the seat to take a dump... If your thigh muscles are strong enough, just hover.......................

 

[Anonymous]

I am not a Postal worker (see link) I am just a little bit pickier than that.

I am just thankful not to have been his next delivery on his route!
I don't think he washed his hands, or anything else for that matter.

Postal worker in deep doo-doo after using yard as toilet | Weird | Southeast Portland News

Derfler kind of fits. I think it means "dirt turd".

Home field for me, except emergencies (like earlier today at Hardees).

 

[db1959]

I've Found the restrooms at Gander Mountain and Best Buys have some of the cleanest crappers. Butt, as said before, when you gotta go, you gotta go.

 

[confused89]

o come on this thread is asking for it.

Fine, I got moved to drive the night shift. One week days, the next nights. My body had a hard time adjusting. Everything was messed up. I was driving west on highway 50 just west of Brownstown. Felt a small rumble in my gut and it kept getting bigger and bigger. There is a little gas station at the corner of 50 and 446. They actually have a place to park trucks. Problem was they were closed. I had no TP in the truck. I raced north to bloomington as fast as I could. Doing the whole leaning to one side to hold everything together. I take a left into bloomington and the only place open that time of night was the speedway across from K-Mart? So I parked in the K-mart parking lot and had to do the mad dash to the gas station. Needless to say the gas station was very busy at the one time that I needed to "feel" better. I felt sorry for the guy who went into that bathroom after me. Definitely not one of my finer moments.

 

[E5RANGER375]

well obviously im not gonna be the guy that ****s his pants, so i voted for only in an emergency, but i will disinfect that mother ****er first! the last option was so tempting, lol

 

[HandK]

I pretty much have taken a crap.....everywhere.

This made me LOL!! I was waiting for Jimmy to post!!! Poop is afraid of Jimmy, and not the other way around!!!

 

[sclark]

I don't really care for public restrooms but I have no problem using them. I have more of a problem with flushing the toilet, I will not use my bare hand for that.

 

[phylodog]

Funny you should create this poll this evening. I just got home from my part time job during which I stopped at the Hardee's at SR37/Thompson Rd here on the south side of Indy. I go in to take a leak and wash my hands before ordering and there is an obese, dirty looking goof washing a pair of underwear in the sink. I tried to ignore him, did my business and went out to order.

As I'm waiting to place my order he comes out and drops the recently washed drawers on the counter. He then proceeds to ask the girl working the register if the life sized cutout of the Turkish beauty queen they have in there (same one from their commercials) was really from Turkey because they were going predominantly Muslim. As if the girl was given a briefing from corporate about their current advertising campaign. She looked at me and her eyes said "please kill me".

I placed my order and as I took my bag of (poor quality) food and turned to walk out I see his drawers are now draped across the back of a chair in the seating area.

I knew there was a reason I typically avoid the restaurants near the truck stops down there, now I remember why.

 

[jclark]

I have worked in the plumbing trade for 14 years.
I have had crap just about everywhere on me.
If crap can kill ya, then I'm immortal.

 

[LEaSH]

W T F

 

[red_zr24x4]

Usually doesn't bother me unless its really nasty... Work construction out in the middle of nowhere and you get used to going in cornfields, woods.. Just remember your stance or you'll have a surprise when you pull up your pants

 

[ljadayton]

Anytime
Anywhere

This

I generally have zero issues with it, provided I can stand to be in the bathroom in the first place. And the door/s lock.

Otherwise, it's not like there's anything to be afraid of from sitting on the seat. Sounds like many folks might want to educate themselves about germ/disease transmission & vectors & whatnot.

-J-

And this also. I'm not opposed to using almost any bathroom. When ya gotta go, ya gotta GO

 

[printcraft]

Who says you gotta set down on the seat to take a dump... If your thigh muscles are strong enough, just hover.......................

You run the risk of backsplash if you are too high.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBEtD3w1GjE

 

[Rayne]

Fine, I got moved to drive the night shift. One week days, the next nights. My body had a hard time adjusting. Everything was messed up. I was driving west on highway 50 just west of Brownstown. Felt a small rumble in my gut and it kept getting bigger and bigger. There is a little gas station at the corner of 50 and 446. They actually have a place to park trucks. Problem was they were closed. I had no TP in the truck. I raced north to bloomington as fast as I could. Doing the whole leaning to one side to hold everything together. I take a left into bloomington and the only place open that time of night was the speedway across from K-Mart? So I parked in the K-mart parking lot and had to do the mad dash to the gas station. Needless to say the gas station was very busy at the one time that I needed to "feel" better. I felt sorry for the guy who went into that bathroom after me. Definitely not one of my finer moments.

Holy Cow, that's a long way from the Farmer's Market to the Speedway in Bloomington. You have some good clench muscles.

 

[sepe]

Who says you gotta set down on the seat to take a dump... If your thigh muscles are strong enough, just hover.......................

Public restrooms would be much less disgusting if people like you stayed out of them. Wipe the seat down and take a dump. It won't kill you.

I'll pee in sinks, trash cans, outside many times (including while "camping" at the Kings Royal 20 feet from another camper), no problem using port-a-pottys, gas station bathrooms (even the nastiest). I've taken dumps in a handful of strip clubs.

 

[Whosyer]

A coffee can makes a great place to keep a roll of TP in your vehicle. I've pulled off on many a side road and leaned against a tree, to avoid having to conduct business in some bathrooms that look like the toilet exploded. On one occasion, while caught short in the woods during deer season, I used my buddy's huntin' bucket.

 

[sepe]

I've been known to pinch a loaf in my drawers a few times (on purpose) and I usually throw it at passing cars. I like to mush it around a bit before throwing it though.

 

[Mr.Lubie]

I've been known to pinch a loaf in my drawers a few times (on purpose) and I usually throw it at passing cars. I like to mush it around a bit before throwing it though.

Now I know who's responsible for that crap

 

[sepe]

Now I know who's responsible for that crap

The family I grew up with, I wanted to be just like them. We're a pretty close troop. Here are a few of us.

 

[Donnelly]

Rep to the OP for coming up with this outstanding poll!