5 IMPORTANT RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE

[Caleb]

1. Money cannot buy happiness but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than it is on a bicycle.


2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard’s name.


3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.


4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.


5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk!

 

[tv1217]

I like it.

 

[MrSmitty]

#4 is my favorite,and I have quoted it often!!!!

 

[sajnaj]

i like it

 

[tv1217]

Hey, that's my line

 

[RockofStrength]

I beg to differ with #5: Milk cures many problems for me

 

[chocktaw2]

All the above!

 

[BumpShadow]

Love it. And o so true.

 

[Bill of Rights]

I always liked:

Life's Rules - According to Buffett
From: Tales from Margaritaville
LESSON 1: Never forget - they are always the enemy.
LESSON 2: Just remember, a******s are born that way, and they usually don't change.
LESSON 3: You do not want to go to jail.
LESSON 4: When you start to take this job seriously, you're in trouble.
LESSON 5: It takes no more to see the good side of life than to see the bad.
LESSON 6: If you decide to run with the ball, just count on fumbling and getting the knocked out of you... But never forget how much fun it is just to be able to run with the ball.

Blessings,
Bill

 

[GBuck]

I love both lists of life lessons.. Buffet's seem pretty right on!

 

[sgreen3]

I like both...Need to put both list's together

 

[edsinger]