Alright, which one of you got mauled?

[Scutter01]

Man calls police after kitten bites him | The Indianapolis Star | indystar.com

Seriously. I need to know who to mock.

 

[lovemachine]

I'd have to guess Que.

He's the most feminine INGO member that I know of.

esrice is a close second!

 

[Kitty]

Please, please tell me this is on Onion story! A grown man not only looses to a KITTEN but he need police back up to take care of it.

Or even scarier - someone, somewhere thought this was news worthy!!!

 

[Scutter01]

I'd have to guess Que.

He's the most feminine INGO member that I know of.

esrice is a close second!

I thought of them, but I'm pretty sure either one would have knifed the cat and then mailed the bloody carcass to Shooter521.

 

[Vince49]

Cowering Cat.

Not sure who it was but Nephew Chris took the run. Cuffed Kittie.....his big bust this week!!

 

[lovemachine]

I thought of them, but I'm pretty sure either one would have knifed the cat and then mailed the bloody carcass to Shooter521.

Let's be honest. Que would have missed and knifed esrice's jacket sleeve instead.

 

[Scutter01]

Not sure who it was but Nephew Chris took the run. Cuffed Kittie.....his big bust this week!!

I'd be annoyed at having to write out a report for that. The embellishment that I would be likely to add would get me all kinds of fired.

I just hope the victim remembered his purse.

 

[Vince49]

Lights and sirens!

I'd be annoyed at having to write out a report for that. The embellishment that I would be likely to add would get me all kinds of fired.

I just hope the victim remembered his purse.

I was just wondering if he went in hot, full flash and noise?

 

[E5RANGER375]

fenway

 

[Scutter01]

I was just wondering if he went in hot, full flash and noise?

 

[chocktaw2]

Man calls police after kitten bites him | The Indianapolis Star | indystar.com

Seriously. I need to know who to mock.

Wasn't me, I prefer " Cougars " .

 

[serpicostraight]

Wasn't me, I prefer " Cougars " .

at my age all the cougars have lost thier teeth and play shuffleboard.

 

[J D]

I'd just like to know how the officer took the report with a straight face.

 

[Suprtek]

Hey man! Wittle kitties teefs is sharp!

 

[Vince49]

The Pro from Dover.

I'd just like to know how the officer took the report with a straight face.

He's a Pro! Actually he can be rather dry witted most of the time so I guess that would help. I'll ask him tomorrow. My guess is he cracked up on the spot!

Speedways own cat patrol. Officer Chris H. SpeedwayPD.

 

[shooter1054]

It was not me. I didn't get whipped by that *****......cat.





someone had to say it.

 

[Caleb]

On a serious note, my mother in law has some outdoor cats that aren't too friendly but I got clawed on my finger as a result. It hurt really bad afterwords and bleed quite a bit...don't underestimate those wild kittehs!

 

[J D]

He's a Pro! Actually he can be rather dry witted most of the time so I guess that would help. I'll ask him tomorrow. My guess is he cracked up on the spot!

Speedways own cat patrol. Officer Chris H. SpeedwayPD.

Meow thats funny