America suffering from clown shortage

[Mr Evilwrench]

Wait, they will pay me to be a clown?

Yeah, but... you have to be a clown to get paid for it.

 

[JetGirl]

The decrease of clowns started when five year old girls started "procuring" guns...

 

[Expat]

Put me back in the game coach...

 

[Expat]

The decrease of clowns started when five year old girls started "procuring" guns...]

You can get your clown fix every day while enjoying a magic wand burger...

 

[JetGirl]

You can get your clown fix every day while enjoying a magic wand burger...

Never been. Never gonna.
Wand in view? Accelerator=Engaged.

 

[Expat]

Never been. Never gonna.
Wand in view? Accelerator=Engaged.

Methinks someone is protesting a bit too much

 

[findingZzero]

All the best lines have been taken.

A clown killed my father.

 

[metaldog]

 

[PaulJF]

Suffering? Enjoying the clown shortage!

 

[JetGirl]

Methinks someone is protesting a bit too much

Hell, no. That place creeps me out just driving past it.
Clownz is Kreepy.

 

[Fishersjohn48]

Never been. Never gonna.
Wand in view? Accelerator=Engaged.

 

[Trooper]

The problem is that most of the "clowns" in politics are not funny.

 

[Expat]

They fall more in to the Pennywise genre...

I have tried putting the clown pols into my /ignore list without success.

 

[Smokepole]

No. Seriously.

AOL.com Article - America suffering from clown shortage

Though apparently Washington DC isn't included within the ranks.

I raced over here to make a snarky comment about them clearly not looking in the right place. Well played. Well played, indeed!

Mannnn, I had the same thought the instant that I read the headline. Just goes to show, you gotta be quick around here. I've recently started referring to that cluster you-know-what on Capitol Hill as the Insane Clown Posse. Definitely ain't no clown shortage in this here country.

And your right Trooper, ain't nuthin funny about them. It gets worse by the week.

 

[Trooper]

Ever tried to stuff 40 congressmen into a Fiat?

 

[hoosierdoc]

Ever tried to stuff 40 congressmen into a Fiat?

Gosh that would be awesome

 

[Wysko]

No. Seriously.

AOL.com Article - America suffering from clown shortage

Though apparently Washington DC isn't included within the ranks.

No Washington DC isn't included. Not enough face makeup or funny wigs. Although Joe Biden (funny hair) & John Kerry (funny face & makeup) do come pretty close.

 

[Smokepole]

Ever tried to stuff 40 congressmen into a Fiat?

No, but I'd like to try it with about 300 of them.

 

[pudly]

 

[HotD]

No Washington DC isn't included. Not enough face makeup or funny wigs. Although Joe Biden (funny hair) & John Kerry (funny face & makeup) do come pretty close.

Have you not ever seen and heard from Frederica Wilson, Shelia Jackson Lee, Anthony Weiner, James Traficant, Chris Lee, and Barney Frank?