GunslingerSymphony
Plinker
When one's phone number has belonged to someone else "recently", one sometimes receives communications that one wouldn't otherwise. Often, with just a little effort, these exchanges can be supremely amusing, if only to oneself. Please feel free to enjoy or destroy the following:
Biden Recruiter (BR): "Hi I'm (redacted), volunteering with the Democrats. Is this (redacted)?"
Wrong. Foot. Already.
Yours Truly (...Me): "This hasn't been his number for two years."
BR: "Sorry about that! I'll note that you're not (redacted). Can the Democrats count on your support this November?"
Damn right you'll note - wait! Wha-huh? Count on my who? Hold my beer.
Me: "The only thing (at the moment) worse than the state controlling me indirectly through corporations owned by Republicans, is the state controlling me directly through the police owned by the Democrats. The means differs; the ends are the same. So tell me: are you going to be voting for your gun rights this November, because that's the only way you'll be able to defend yourself against Mr. Biden's Gestapo? Well, I guess technically they'd be Kamala Harris's Gestapo. Don't have to be a good person to run them, but you do at least have to be competent."
Premature mic drop.
BR: "I understand. It's within our grasp to end our gun violence epidemic and respect the Second Amendment, which is limited. As president, Biden will pursue constitutional, common-sense gun safety policies."
Uh-oh. I must be speaking to one of the dreaded Bidenbots: androids built from the ground up using only the finest Cold War-era Soviet components, implanted with Google AI, fluent in CNNese, and well-versed in Anti-gun Fu, sometimes known as "The Art of the Empty Head". Better mind what I say; they transmit all communications directly to the Antifa mothership, where it is downloaded, collated, perforated, subjugated, and, some say, even twitterpated, after which all the IRrelevant information is finally defecated from the caffeinated hipster mouths of the newly revolutionated.
I got this.
Me: "No. He's already pursuing unconstitutional gun control. The 2nd Amendment is as limited as the 1st; in other words, not at all. This is by design. In fact, it's the ONLY right spelled out in our Constitution that specifically says 'shall not be infringed'. We don't have a gun violence epidemic. We have a lack of personal accountability epidemic. The only time I hear Democrats talk about gun violence is when a white kid shoots up a school, and the only time I hear Republicans talk about it is in reference to black gangbangers killing each other in Chicago. I believe gay married couples should be allowed to protect their small, reasonably taxed, eco-friendly marijuana businesses with whatever firearms they want/need/feel necessary, without interference from anyone, Democrat, or Republican, who would impose their 'victimhood' or 'family values' on them."
Bliggity blam, said Uncle Sam!
BR: "Thanks for sharing that, I really do appreciate it. You can read more about Joe Biden and the Democrats' platforms here: https://joebiden.com/joes-vision/ and here: democrats.org/where-we-stand/"
Yeah... you appreciate it, all right. I can totes tell, bruh...
Me: "You're welcome. Check out the real numbers on gun violence. Hammers kill more people than all styles of rifle, not just the scary black ones. You don't hear us yet, because the left and right are louder, but the middle is waking up... and we're not happy. I've already read Mr. Biden's stuff. It's as believable as Trump's stuff. Thanks though."
Maybe I don't got this...
BR: "Thanks for taking the time to chat with me! Wishing you and yours all the best - stay safe!"
ALL RIGHT, STRANGER! THAT'S THE LAST DAMN STRAW!
Me: "I'm always safe, because I have firearms. Thanks for 'listening'. Be well, Associate Bob.
"
Some people just can't be reasoned with.
If you've got an amusing conversation with a stranger on the opposing side, let's hear it.
Biden Recruiter (BR): "Hi I'm (redacted), volunteering with the Democrats. Is this (redacted)?"
Wrong. Foot. Already.
Yours Truly (...Me): "This hasn't been his number for two years."
BR: "Sorry about that! I'll note that you're not (redacted). Can the Democrats count on your support this November?"
Damn right you'll note - wait! Wha-huh? Count on my who? Hold my beer.
Me: "The only thing (at the moment) worse than the state controlling me indirectly through corporations owned by Republicans, is the state controlling me directly through the police owned by the Democrats. The means differs; the ends are the same. So tell me: are you going to be voting for your gun rights this November, because that's the only way you'll be able to defend yourself against Mr. Biden's Gestapo? Well, I guess technically they'd be Kamala Harris's Gestapo. Don't have to be a good person to run them, but you do at least have to be competent."
Premature mic drop.
BR: "I understand. It's within our grasp to end our gun violence epidemic and respect the Second Amendment, which is limited. As president, Biden will pursue constitutional, common-sense gun safety policies."
Uh-oh. I must be speaking to one of the dreaded Bidenbots: androids built from the ground up using only the finest Cold War-era Soviet components, implanted with Google AI, fluent in CNNese, and well-versed in Anti-gun Fu, sometimes known as "The Art of the Empty Head". Better mind what I say; they transmit all communications directly to the Antifa mothership, where it is downloaded, collated, perforated, subjugated, and, some say, even twitterpated, after which all the IRrelevant information is finally defecated from the caffeinated hipster mouths of the newly revolutionated.
I got this.
Me: "No. He's already pursuing unconstitutional gun control. The 2nd Amendment is as limited as the 1st; in other words, not at all. This is by design. In fact, it's the ONLY right spelled out in our Constitution that specifically says 'shall not be infringed'. We don't have a gun violence epidemic. We have a lack of personal accountability epidemic. The only time I hear Democrats talk about gun violence is when a white kid shoots up a school, and the only time I hear Republicans talk about it is in reference to black gangbangers killing each other in Chicago. I believe gay married couples should be allowed to protect their small, reasonably taxed, eco-friendly marijuana businesses with whatever firearms they want/need/feel necessary, without interference from anyone, Democrat, or Republican, who would impose their 'victimhood' or 'family values' on them."
Bliggity blam, said Uncle Sam!
BR: "Thanks for sharing that, I really do appreciate it. You can read more about Joe Biden and the Democrats' platforms here: https://joebiden.com/joes-vision/ and here: democrats.org/where-we-stand/"
Yeah... you appreciate it, all right. I can totes tell, bruh...
Me: "You're welcome. Check out the real numbers on gun violence. Hammers kill more people than all styles of rifle, not just the scary black ones. You don't hear us yet, because the left and right are louder, but the middle is waking up... and we're not happy. I've already read Mr. Biden's stuff. It's as believable as Trump's stuff. Thanks though."
Maybe I don't got this...
BR: "Thanks for taking the time to chat with me! Wishing you and yours all the best - stay safe!"
ALL RIGHT, STRANGER! THAT'S THE LAST DAMN STRAW!
Me: "I'm always safe, because I have firearms. Thanks for 'listening'. Be well, Associate Bob.
"Some people just can't be reasoned with.
If you've got an amusing conversation with a stranger on the opposing side, let's hear it.
