An illustrated guide to how babies are made

[Gaffer]

I’m starting to think this book may have some inaccuracies.

I think it is a pamphlet put out by the government.

 

[CTC B4Z]

I believe this book more than the book I find in every hotel room night stand that some how, makes it into the trash bin before I check out.

 

[Gaffer]

I believe this book more than the book I find in every hotel room night stand that some how, makes it into the trash bin before I check out.

Yes, I know what you mean. I hate those coupon books that they have there. I don't believe those deals either!

ron

 

[Scuba591]

BREACH!!!

 

[hoosierdoc]

I believe this book more than the book I find in every hotel room night stand that some how, makes it into the trash bin before I check out.

Can you be more specific before I form an option?

 

[BGDave]

Can you be more specific before I form an option?

That's bait.

 

[Dead Duck]

According to my wife, the mother of three children (daughters) she would like to locate and terminate the author of this book. Her exact words were "if that's all he thinks there is to carrying and delivering a baby, he's f***ed in the head".

As a man, father and husband...I have no comment.

-G

Chicken

 

[halfmileharry]

Do they just peel the mom off when its time??

There's a trap door.

 

[hoosierdoc]

That's bait.

Oh i’m Sure. But surely someone with such a keen grasp of fact and fiction wouldn’t be so careless to admit he intentionally destroys other people’s property that has been made available to him. Not only does that show complete lack of class and character, it’s illegal.

I was hoping he could clarify before those assumptions of mine turned into beliefs

 

[indyjohn]

Had to log in to get the full effect of this thread.

Thanks Doc.

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

I think it is a pamphlet put out by the government.

It's accurate just like the old Army FMs they published back in the 70s!

 

[Clay Pigeon]

Oh i’m Sure. But surely someone with such a keen grasp of fact and fiction wouldn’t be so careless to admit he intentionally destroys other people’s property that has been made available to him. Not only does that show complete lack of class and character, it’s illegal.

I was hoping he could clarify before those assumptions of mine turned into beliefs

Not that it's a good thing to simply toss it in the trash, but The Gideon's encourage folks to take the book with you when leave.

 

[CTC B4Z]

That's bait.

This

 

[HoughMade]

I believe this book more than the book I find in every hotel room night stand that some how, makes it into the trash bin before I check out.

I see how this topic and the preceding posts led naturally to this comment.

 

[hoosierdoc]

Think how handy that long arm would be at the urinal

 

[DoggyDaddy]

Think how handy that long arm would be at the urinal

No more wondering how deep the water is?

 

[BugI02]

I see how this topic and the preceding posts led naturally to this comment.

Good job connecting the dot

 

[snorko]

I'm thinking this may be the best Mothers' Day gift ever!

 

[hoosierdoc]

No more wondering how deep the water is?

It’s annoying having to reach so far forward for the manual flusher. I have to stand so far back the auto flush never recognizes me

 

[Snapdragon]

It’s annoying having to reach so far forward for the manual flusher. I have to stand so far back the auto flush never recognizes me

Oh, now I get it. I thought you were just a helpful kind of guy.