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[hoosierdaddy1976]

"It had been a wonderful evening and what I needed now, to give it the perfect ending, was a little of the Ludwig Van."

a clockwork orange

"22 years. Man, L.A. has changed a lot during that time. The air got dirty and the sex got clean."

 

[WILSON]

"22 years. Man, L.A. has changed a lot during that time. The air got dirty and the sex got clean."

"I told 'em what you told me to tell 'em. I told 'em-- I told 'em we were-- I was in sanitation. They didn't go for it."

"Sanitation?!?"

"Yeah."

"I told you to tell 'em you was in a sanitarium, not sanitation!"

"Wait, what,.. you didn't tell..."

"No, I told you to say you had TB and you was in a sanitarium and you was cured!"

"That was,.... when did you tell me that?"

"Come on, you should have kept your mouth shut anyway. They'd have thought you was a horse and let you out!"

 

[sharkey]

"I told 'em what you told me to tell 'em. I told 'em-- I told 'em we were-- I was in sanitation. They didn't go for it."

"Sanitation?!?"

"Yeah."

"I told you to tell 'em you was in a sanitarium, not sanitation!"

"Wait, what,.. you didn't tell..."

"No, I told you to say you had TB and you was in a sanitarium and you was cured!"

"That was,.... when did you tell me that?"

"Come on, you should have kept your mouth shut anyway. They'd have thought you was a horse and let you out!"

Scarface








"Colorful? What color is a crawling louse? Say, listen, that's the attitude of too many morons in this country."

 

[steve666]

"Colorful? What color is a crawling louse? Say, listen, that's the attitude of too many morons in this country."

Scarface

"What makes you think they're looking for a scapegoat?"
"Tradition."

 

[CathyInBlue]

China Syndrome

"Gentlemen! You can't fight in here! This is the War Room."

 

[sharkey]

"Gentlemen! You can't fight in here! This is the War Room."

Dr. Strangelove




"Oh, the dragon's b&$%s were blazin' as I stepped into his cave"

 

[steve666]

"Oh, the dragon's b&$%s were blazin' as I stepped into his cave"

The Pick of Destiny


"Don't worry, son, we'll get you the best lawyer green stamps can buy."

 

[steve666]

"Don't worry, son, we'll get you the best lawyer green stamps can buy."

Another stumper??? It's that Beatles classic Hard Day's Night

Okay, we'll try something a little easier...

"Well, Jim, since you are my guest and I am your host, what's your pleasure? What do you like to do?"
"Oh, I don't know. Play chess... screw..."
"Well, let's play chess"

 

[sharkey]

"Well, Jim, since you are my guest and I am your host, what's your pleasure? What do you like to do?"
"Oh, I don't know. Play chess... screw..."
"Well, let's play chess"

Blazing Saddles




"There's only one thing you have to do. Pretend you're a dog and I'll take you in."

 

[steve666]

"There's only one thing you have to do. Pretend you're a dog and I'll take you in."

The Chinese Connection

"This is the LAPD. We're the most hated cops in all the free world. My own mama's ashamed of me. She tells everybody I'm a drug dealer."

 

[sharkey]

"This is the LAPD. We're the most hated cops in all the free world. My own mama's ashamed of me. She tells everybody I'm a drug dealer."

Rush Hour



"The internet went down for three hours this morning, plunging the nation into productivity."

 

[steve666]

"The internet went down for three hours this morning, plunging the nation into productivity."

The Onion Movie

"You know the story. I thought I was lonely, and he forgot he was married."

 

[steve666]

"You know the story. I thought I was lonely, and he forgot he was married."

Guess I'll have to answer my own, it's The Net

"What makes you think you can just walk in there and take whatever you want?"
"They're called boobs, Ed."

 

[sharkey]

"What makes you think you can just walk in there and take whatever you want?"
"They're called boobs, Ed."

Erin Brockovich





"I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish, okay?"

 

[CathyInBlue]

"I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish, okay?"

Rodney Dangerfield, Caddyshack

"Kid, don't threaten me. There are worse things than death, and uh, I can do all of them."

 

[steve666]

"Kid, don't threaten me. There are worse things than death, and uh, I can do all of them."

Hackers

It's all true, give or take a lie or two.

 

[steve666]

Hackers

It's all true, give or take a lie or two.

Sunset

"Don't do that with the liquor, Russ. It's so... George Bush."

 

[steve666]

"Don't do that with the liquor, Russ. It's so... George Bush."

My Fellow Americans


"Look I probably should have told you this before but you see... well... insanity runs in my family... It practically gallops."

 

[CathyInBlue]

Cary Grant, Arsenic and Old Lace. Great movie.

"If you feel you are not properly sedated, call 348-844 immediately. Failure to do so may result in prosecution for criminal drug evasion."

 

[sharkey]

"If you feel you are not properly sedated, call 348-844 immediately. Failure to do so may result in prosecution for criminal drug evasion."

THX-1138





"I remember when my daddy gave me that gun. He told me that I should never point it at anything in the house; and that he'd rather I'd shoot at tin cans in the backyard."