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[sharkey]

As usual, I'm just presenting the grim facts. Colonel Secord doesn't seem to understand that the coffee tastes better when the latrines are dug downstream instead of upstream. How do you like *your* coffee, Colonel?

The Horse Soldiers.




"No, sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again."

 

[WILSON]

"No, sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again."

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"Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?"






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[Sgt.Striker]

resevoir dogs




"Life's tough, it's even tougher if you're stupid"

 

[Mosinowner]

resevoir dogs




"Life's tough, it's even tougher if you're stupid"

A cowboys guide to life.

''Hey baby wanna make $14 the hard way.''

 

[CathyInBlue]

''Hey baby wanna make $14 the hard way.''

Caddyshack

"I'm not the mechanic here, Ironsides! I mostly just hurt people!"

 

[JimmyR]

Caddyshack

"I'm not the mechanic here, Ironsides! I mostly just hurt people!"

Alien: Resurrection

*******: Are you sure you're ready for this?
#######: I'll do my best.
*******: Your "best"! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and f--k the prom queen.
#######: Carla was the prom queen.
*******: Really?

 

[CathyInBlue]

*******: Are you sure you're ready for this?
#######: I'll do my best.
*******: Your "best"! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and f--k the prom queen.
#######: Carla was the prom queen.
*******: Really?

Sir Sean Connery in The Rock!

####:How's it look?
****: Looks clear.
[stuff goes down]
####:You said it was clear!
****:I said it looks clear.
####: Well, how does it look now?
****: ... Looks clear.

 

[WILSON]

####:How's it look?
****: Looks clear.
[stuff goes down]
####:You said it was clear!
****:I said it looks clear.
####: Well, how does it look now?
****: ... Looks clear.

Pitch Black













"I'm sorry, sir, but uh... let's say you weren't a captain, or maybe I was a major. What would you say then?"


"Well, in that case... I'd say, 'This is an excellent mission, sir, with an extremely valuable objective, sir, worthy of my best efforts, sir.
Moreover... I feel heartfelt sorrow for the mother and am willing to lay down my life and the lives of my men to ease her suffering.' "


"Oh he's good."

"I love him!"












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[hoosierdaddy1976]

"I'm sorry, sir, but uh... let's say you weren't a captain, or maybe I was a major. What would you say then?"


"Well, in that case... I'd say, 'This is an excellent mission, sir, with an extremely valuable objective, sir, worthy of my best efforts, sir.
Moreover... I feel heartfelt sorrow for the mother and am willing to lay down my life and the lives of my men to ease her suffering.' "


"Oh he's good."

"I love him!"












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saving private ryan

"get your ass to mars."

 

[CathyInBlue]

"get your ass to mars."

Total Recall, Schwarzeneggar edition

"I would like to have seen Montana." *dies*

 

[WILSON]

"I would like to have seen Montana." *dies*

The Hunt for Red October



























"...and if that ain't bad enough you got all them Greek words on there, too."

"I told you, a long time ago it ain't Greek, it's Latin!"

"Well what does it say in Latin then?"

[mumbles some gibberish]

"For all you know it invites people to rob us."

"Well the first man comes along that can read Latin is welcome to rob us, far as I'm concerned.
I'd like a chance t' shoot at a educated man just once in my life!"




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[hoosierdaddy1976]

"...and if that ain't bad enough you got all them Greek words on there, too."

"I told you, a long time ago it ain't Greek, it's Latin!"

"Well what does it say in Latin then?"

[mumbles some gibberish]

"For all you know it invites people to rob us."

"Well the first man comes along that can read Latin is welcome to rob us, far as I'm concerned.
I'd like a chance t' shoot at a educated man just once in my life!"




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lonesome dove (just watched it last week on netflix)


"Is that what your little note says? It must be hard living your life off a couple of scraps of paper. You mix your laundry list with your grocery list you'll end up eating your underwear for breakfast."

 

[steve666]

lonesome dove (just watched it last week on netflix)


"Is that what your little note says? It must be hard living your life off a couple of scraps of paper. You mix your laundry list with your grocery list you'll end up eating your underwear for breakfast."

Memento

"All those kids yours mister, or is this a picnic?"
"They're all mine and believe me, it's no picnic!"

 

[hoosierdaddy1976]

"All those kids yours mister, or is this a picnic?"
"They're all mine and believe me, it's no picnic!"

cheaper by the dozen

"why do they call you red?"
-"i don't know. maybe because i'm irish."

 

[steve666]

"why do they call you red?"
"i don't know. maybe because i'm irish."

The Shawshank Redemption

"We had the situation under control."
"Yeah. We were about to go all Buffy on their gringo asses."

 

[sharkey]

"We had the situation under control."
"Yeah. We were about to go all Buffy on their gringo asses."

Man of the House






"I can hear you in there laughing at me. This is it you duck fart! I'm leaving and I'm never coming back! You hear me Fielding?"

 

[WILSON]

"I can hear you in there laughing at me. This is it you duck fart! I'm leaving and I'm never coming back! You hear me Fielding?"

The Money Pit











(same actor, different movie)

"You died on a Saturday morning. I had you placed here under our tree.
And I had that house of your father's bulldozed to the ground."

 

[CathyInBlue]

"You died on a Saturday morning. I had you placed here under our tree.
And I had that house of your father's bulldozed to the ground."

Forest Gump

"Well, if they're big and you're small, then you're mobile and they're slow. You're hidden and they're exposed. You only fight battles you know you can win. That's the way the Vietcong did it. You capture their weapons and you use them against them the next time."

 

[Bartman]

Forest Gump

"Well, if they're big and you're small, then you're mobile and they're slow. You're hidden and they're exposed. You only fight battles you know you can win. That's the way the Vietcong did it. You capture their weapons and you use them against them the next time."

Enemy of the State

"Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming."
"We all got it coming, kid."

 

[CathyInBlue]

"Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming."
"We all got it coming, kid."

Unforgiven

"Look at it this way. Considering the type of people you are and the environment you're in, you have to admit the strong possibility this may be the only chance you ever have in your entire lives... to have sex."

This movie has so many good lines. It was hard to narrow it down to just one I wanted to use here. Also, apparently, they've remaking it for release next year.