Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

[Hiram Abiff]

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:​

#You're walking down a ​

deserted street with your wife ​

and two small children.​

Suddenly, an Islamic ​

Terrorist with a huge knife ​

comes around the corner, locks eyes with you,​

screams obscenities, praises ​

Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. ​

You are carrying a ​

Glock 30 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. ​

You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. ​

​

​

What ​

do ​

you do?​

................................................................​

THINK CAREFULLY AND ​

THEN SCROLL DOWN: ​

Democrat's ​

Answer​

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! ​

Does the man look poor or oppressed?​

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire ​

him to attack? ​

Could we run away?​

What does my wife think?​

What about the kids?​

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club ​

and knock the knife out of his hand? ​

What does the law say about ​

this situation? ​

Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?​

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind​

of message does this send to society and to my children? ​

Is it possible he'd be ​

happy with just killing me? ​

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would ​

he be content just to wound me?​

If I were to grab his knees and hold ​

on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?​

Should I call ​

9-1-1?​

Why is this street so deserted? ​

We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day ​

and make this happier, healthier street that

would discourage such behavior..​

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus. ​

........................................................................... ​

Republican's ​

Answer:​

BANG!​

...................................................................... ​

Redneck's Answer:​

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!​

BANG ! ​

Click..... (Sounds of reloading)​

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! ​

BANG! BANG!​

BANG! Click ​

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester ​

Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! '​

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!' Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!​

 

[IndyGunworks]

barely even a chuckle out of that one.

 

[jclark]

Redneck/ Republican

 

[redneckmedic]

Clearly I'm a Redneck, but did you really have to ask?

 

[RachelMarie]

REDDDDDNECKKKKK

 

[42769vette]

i think this has been on here before but its been a long time.

 

[Lucas156]

definitely a redneck

 

[wtfd661]

Looks like I'm a redneck, but I have just one question. If your wife won't let you take him to a taxidermist how about just having the head mounted and put on the wall ?

 

[Hornett]

Two shots to COM and assess.

I guess that makes me more than a Republican but not quite a Redneck yet.

 

[hotfarmboy1]

redneck! I may not take quite as many shots. But would definitely be more than just one, lol.

 

[Phil502]

Make mine a redneck.

 

[Beau]

Republican/Redneck

More than one bang but stop to conserve ammo. There may be more coming.