Are you Democrat, Republican or RedNeck?

[turkeykiller]

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife
and two small children.




​

Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around
the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities,
praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.


You are carrying a Colt Model 1911 45 cal. automatic pistol , and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?

.....................................................................

THINK CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN:







Democrat's Answer :



Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a
club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the pistol have appropriate safety built
into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be
content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family
get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have it painted and weeded and
make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a
few days and try to come to a consensus.


..............................................................................



Republican's Answer: BANG!

.......................................................................... Redneck's Answer:


BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG !
Click...... (Sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!
Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! '
Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist'

 

[smiley69_300]

Thats a good one. I am between republican and redneck. I said I would pop 3 in his chest lol.

 

[wolfman]

Very old ,,, probably been posted 5 or 6 times already on this forum.

 

[Bastispah]

this one never gets old. what would a libertarian do?

 

[Dennis0130]

If I had to pick one of the three I would pick republican.

 

[turkeykiller]

Very old ,,, probably been posted 5 or 6 times already on this forum.

First time I've seen it sorry to disappoint you wolfman I'll try harder for you next time

 

[2cool9031]

If he was a terrorist...even if he started running away when he saw my .45....I would POP him. It would save the next guy he tried to attack.

 

[T-rav]

Id treat him like a zombie and go into full attack mode!

 

[wtfd661]

Proud to be a redneck.

 

[M107]

Republican, Cause I'd only shoot once. He's not worth the extra lead!

 

[Bapak2ja]

I vote for the Redneck. He is training his children to stand against evil!

 

[Lex Concord]

this one never gets old. what would a libertarian do?

Double-tap in the chest, one in the forehead, and call a press conference to discuss the intricacies and interrelations of the U.S. Constitution, monetary policy, economic policy, foreign policy, crime policy, blowback, and why increasing individual liberty is the best policy by which to address all of these.

Of course, the film would be spliced to paint him as the redneck