Assault Style Clothing

[Markus]

Assault meal?? Isn't that just "code" for Taco Bell on a bad day?

Wait! Taco Bell would make it a "good" day!

Try this place for gear

LA Police Gear - 5.11 Tactical, Galco, Maxpedition, Bates, Danner, Oakley, Streamlight, Surefire and Blackhawk

 

[Drail]

I know that you can stuff a lot of bullets in them there Carrharts with room left for an assault knife.

 

[GIJEW]

Assault haircuts... I could see myself getting one of those.

So, "high&tights" are why napolitano included veterans among potential terrorists?

 

[Psode27]

sadly they probably get this crap right off of google and the way products are marketed. I ordered an organizer for a bugout bag tonight and in order to find what I wanted, I had the best luck googling "tactical organizer" (that was a google suggestion...) not sure how a glorified pencil bag ranks any word like "tactical", but whatever.... Assault toothbrushes, assault tampons, assault bread boxes, whats next?

 

[M67]

This

This

This

And this come to mind

 

[BogWalker]

I could laugh if it wasn't so sad. On the light side, I suppose we will see "assault" haircuts, "assault" vehicles, maybe even "assault" meals at an enterprising restaurant.

MREs?

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

Might just dissect the word to meaninglessness by applying it to everything. Yesterday I got a new assault reel of assault ABS filament for my assault 3D printer. It was assault red. I also caught an assault squirrel in my assault live trap, and I figure to get out the assault cutting board and assault butcher it today, after I pick up my assault prescriptions, go assault shopping, and assault pay the assault bill for the assault storage assault locker. It should be an exhilarating assault day.

 

[Birds Away]

Might just dissect the word to meaninglessness by applying it to everything. Yesterday I got a new assault reel of assault ABS filament for my assault 3D printer. It was assault red. I also caught an assault squirrel in my assault live trap, and I figure to get out the assault cutting board and assault butcher it today, after I pick up my assault prescriptions, go assault shopping, and assault pay the assault bill for the assault storage assault locker. It should be an exhilarating assault day.

Watch your blood pressure. That's a lot assault.

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

I think that's one of the prescriptions. Or I'll be needing more caffeine.

 

[Leadeye]

I've seen clothing on people that assaulted my senses, maybe that's what they are talking about.

 

[Kirk Freeman]

Just buy this and EVERYTHING you wear becomes assault clothing:

 

[mainjet]

I coined the phrase "assault hoodie". Every crime committed these days by criminal punks will show the person wearing a hoodie. Therefore you have the assault hoodie.

 

[JeremiahJohnson]

 

[searpinski]

Ban assault clothing now. If you wear, you will be overcome with the desire to commit mass shootings.

 

[M67]

 

[ccomstock001]

I believe this is what you are looking for.

 

[KellyinAvon]

What does BDU stand for again?

Battle Dress Uniform. I figure you've Googled it by now, but acronyms are my thing.

 

[KellyinAvon]

Serious assault clothing. USAF Combat Controller in late 2001. There used to be a pic of a Combat Controller on a horse, no shirt with Pancho Villa style ammo belts. The radio he had gave him away as USAF. The Chief of Staff was PISSED when that came out. (full disclosure, that CSAF was an ass) I think its been scrubbed from the Interwebz.

 

[Lee11b]

another "entertaining" thread INGO!!! Makes the coffee go down smoother

 

[chef larry]

I'm not sure what assault type clothing is, but what they should have said is that they're dressed like terrorists. Please see attached photo. Call it what it is, they were #@$% terrorists!!
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