At meijer, I just had to touch it!

[hoosierdoc]

Saw this in the toy aisle. I pulled the trigger. I laughed.

 

[Trigger Time]

I bought one for my daughter ..... Yeah right

 

[Birds Away]

Stench not included?

 

[squidvt]

Stench not included?

Nope you have to supply that your self.

 

[Birds Away]

Nope you have to supply that your self.

No hill for a climber.

 

[blink]

Is that a forward grip on there. If it is we might just have to ban it.

 

[Bennettjh]

Is that a forward grip on there. If it is we might just have to ban it.

Good point.

I would've pulled the trigger too.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Press trigger for lights AND sounds? Doesn't that usually require a cigarette lighter?

 

[Alamo]

If you don't have a Meijer's close buy, Amazon has it too. And it's Prime!

Amazon.com: Despicable Me Fart Blaster: A Despicable Minion Gadget (Frustration Free Packaging): Toys & Games

Gets great reviews:
Greatest Toy Ever *****
By Paul Villela on August 2, 2013 Product Packaging: Frustration-Free Packaging Verified Purchase
I bought one for myself. My two nieces and nephew loved it so much that I bought one for them. Their parents were very upset, but I completely understand. How can anyone expect three children to share one toy this awesome!? So I bought them two more.

 

[Redtbird]

I saw a keyboard in WallyWorld called (I think) "The Fart Piano".

Does this mean that farting in public is becoming acceptable?

 

[1911ly]

I got a app for my ph. It's called Bacon Farts. My daughter found it amusing to put it on my ph! It's pretty amusing.

 

[UNCLE HARLEY]

Man with gun on aisle 3!! Somebody call 911 quick!!!

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

Watch "Idiocracy". Subtract 500 years. Gawd.

The projected breakout toy this xmas is "Dancing Baby Groot". The Chinese slave laborers must think we're some seriously disturbed people. I think I'll go over in the corner and die now.

 

[Expat]

I was a little disappointed in your post with that promising title.