Bacon for your meat ! !

[Smokepole]

Company offer new bacon flavored condoms. Yes, no $hiite!! There is a company that now is selling Bacon flavored condoms that they claim will "make your meat look like meat." Link: Company releases new bacon-flavored condoms | Fox News

I figured if there was anyplace that this would go over it would be here. They offer other bacon flavored products as well. See the link. Now if they had to something to make one as long as a piece of bacon . . . .

 

[hoosierdoc]

You know how you associate things with smells?

I'd rather just think of bacon when I smell bacon.

 

[RedneckReject]

Although I think it's kind of cool, I also think I would be somewhat creeped out if I were having relations with someone whose member looked like bacon. Now the bacon lube I wouldn't have a problem trying, but I'm not sold on the condom

 

[Redtbird]

Company offer new bacon flavored condoms. Yes, no $hiite!! There is a company that now is selling Bacon flavored condoms that they claim will "make your meat look like meat." Link: Company releases new bacon-flavored condoms | Fox News

I figured if there was anyplace that this would go over it would be here. They offer other bacon flavored products as well. See the link. Now if they had to something to make one as long as a piece of bacon . . . .

The big question that comes to my mind is, "How does ANYone really know it is bacon flavored?"

The thought of this product being "tested" at the manufacturing facility just boggles the mind.

Ask yourself, "Would YOU want to work in Quality Control?"

 

[kawtech87]

The big question that comes to my mind is, "How does ANYone really know it is bacon flavored?"

The thought of this product being "tested" at the manufacturing facility just boggles the mind.

Ask yourself, "Would YOU want to work in Quality Control?"

[ame]http://youtu.be/f0Jx5W8JuVA[/ame]

 

[Scutter01]

Also known as "turkey bacon".

 

[nascarfantoo]

What if someone likes their bacon crispy?

 

[jdfast]

Do you really want your girl to start associating that with food?

 

[tv1217]

Wait, who does that particular act with a condom anyway?

 

[hoosierdoc]

Wait, who does that particular act with a condom anyway?

Is this a trick question to get us to answer and either way can be made fun of?

 

[jdfast]

For that matter...who uses condoms? Lame.

 

[hoosierdoc]

For that matter...who uses condoms? Lame.

Really? Estimated 110,000,000 STDs in the US

http://m.cbsnews.com/storysynopsis....-stds-among-u.s-men-and-women/&catid=57569429

 

[tv1217]

I mean if you're playing with hookers or random bar sluts I get it, but with your girlfriend or wife, wtf?

 

[jdfast]

Really? Estimated 110,000,000 STDs in the US

http://m.cbsnews.com/storysynopsis....-stds-among-u.s-men-and-women/&catid=57569429

Sardonicism. But a good infection does the immune system good once in a while.

 

[hoosierdoc]

I mean if you're playing with hookers or random bar sluts I get it, but with your girlfriend or wife, wtf?

Your girlfriend was someone else's girlfriend...

You'd be amazed how many people I see in monogamous relationships with STDs. This is a huge scourge on our population due to sexual promiscuity and no one wanting to kill th mood by using a condom or getting tested before beginning.

 

[Suprtek]

I know many of the women on this forum are an exception but generally men are much more excited about bacon than women are. That makes this concept rather disturbing to me.

 

[tv1217]

They're called gays.

 

[SERparacord]

 

[RedneckReject]

I know many of the women on this forum are an exception but generally men are much more excited about bacon than women are. That makes this concept rather disturbing to me.

I get pretty excited about bacon. I really do. However it's a different kind of excitement. Bacon = awesome. Sex = awesome. Sex with bacon (or something that looks like it) = um, no not really.

 

[Dockem]