But if he was using it for "lube for happy fun time" (outside) it might result in a lot of unhappy not-so-fun time.The flies and yellow jackets would make for good tuck and roll training.
So My bladder wakes me up at 4:00 AM this morning. I hear a noise downstairs and I wonder what’s going on then I smell bacon. Did someone break in and cook my bacon before stealing it. Take the TV it leave the bacon is what I’m thinking.
When I open my bedroom door and look down the steps to the kitchen I see my 12 year old grandson. I ask him what’s going on and he says I couldn’t sleep so I’m cooking breakfast for everyone. I ask him how he’s cooking the bacon and he says in the microwave. I knew what was coming next when he said “Don’t worry Poppy I put paper towels on the plate to soak up the grease”
I couldn’t be mad at a kid that has a heart as big as Texas so I just told him to be careful, eat the bacon then go back to bed.
Anybody have any methods for extracting bacon grease from paper towels?
Chew it like bubble gum?
When i make biscuits and gravy i always out a couple of spoonfuls of bacon grease in with the sausage. Im drooling while cooking it
I've done work at two Sugarcreek Packing facilities where they loaded multiple semi-tractor tankers at a time with bacon grease that was a bi-product. Boy, could you make a bunch of gravy.
Dayum you guys are making me hungry for some biscuits and gravy.Well, I've always found a 50-50 mix of flour to grease makes the best roux, so we'd need the equivalent number of truckloads of flour... And a really big wire whisk and a REALLY big pan and stove!