Bad Dog...

[GJ1981]

I'm sure there are plenty of pet owners here so what is the worst thing your pet has done? I have two hellraisers so I have trouble picking a single event. Today my Rottweiler ate my sunglasses AGAIN, it doesn't matter where I store them because she finds them. This was the 3rd time at $75 a pop.

Also today she broke into the carousel and ate an old tub of Crisco...I have a long night of stomach pains ahead of me.


The guilty one








So how about it? There has to be some interesting stories

 

[shooter@5(4)life]

Yeah, the same culprit ate my sandwich! I still love you anyway!

 

[paddling_man]

Two Border Collie mixes that aid the side off an oak coffee table.

 

[stony]

My Lab ate my inlaws cat while they were on vacation, hated that cat and so did the dog, not much left except a blood spot on the garage floor and some leftover cat parts. He has also dragged 2 geese from the neighborhood pond home.

 

[Marshall74]

Imagine having friends and family over for the holidays. You parents are there, her parents, the neighbors, and the minister and is wife. You are all sitting down to dinner and out walks your dog with this in his mouth.
Talk about BAD DOG!
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[Benny]

It's funny you mention sunglasses GJ, because my best friend, by the time he was 1 (he stopped after that due to the beatings) had chewed up around 1K worth of shades of mine.

It's a small price to pay IMO, that dog (GSD) would fight tooth and nail and die to protect me and mine and that's enough for me.

 

[RachelMarie]

Yeah, my stupid dog used to eat money. ANY dollar bills he could find. No matter what table or counter it was on, he got it. We learned pretty quick. I think the most he ate at one time was $300. That was on hell of an expensive dog. We'd find itty bitty pieces of dollar bills in the yard while cleaning up poop. Stupid dog!

 

[Cwood]

My buddy decided that the cell phone that I just plugged in to charge while I was in the shower, he no longer liked. I come out in the living room to see my battery cover laying on the floor. After further investigation I found my cell phone lay beside my chair with the hinge and front displayed chewed to hell! That was the only time he ever chewed anything of mine although he loved to chew the wife's shoes. He has since out grown his chewing issues and we don't have anymore problems out of him.

 

[RachelMarie]

My buddy decided that the cell phone that I just plugged in to charge while I was in the shower, he no longer liked. I come out in the living room to see my battery cover laying on the floor. After further investigation I found my cell phone lay beside my chair with the hinge and front displayed chewed to hell! That was the only time he ever chewed anything of mine although he loved to chew the wife's shoes. He has since out grown his chewing issues and we don't have anymore problems out of him.

Good for you...lol. I gave my stupid dog away! Cost too much $ to keep him. The person who took him didn't seem to care about missing money.

 

[cce1302]

Hmmm...let's see.
Anything outside the house, to include the house. He chewed the corners of the shutters on the lower windows and the plastic pieces on the downspouts. Also 2 dryer vents. A couple lawn chairs. The door trim on my pontiac. Pulled it right off the car and chewed it up. The plastic molding on the step on my Tahoe. Chewed up one end of it pretty badly, also, some of the door trim on the Tahoe. All the kids' toys he could steal from my garage when the door was open. Frisbees, trucks, a plastic wheelbarrow, whatever. Oh yeah, his house. We got a nice big plastic house with a door on it. It was a 2-piece thing from walmart that fit together on the top and bottom. He would knock it apart, then he chewed the edges and latches so they no longer fit together. The mud flaps on my friend's car when he was over to visit. Sorry buddy. We'll take care of that for you. Squirrels. Moles. Dead birds. The garbage can. Stuff he pulled out of the garbage can. Diapers. Milk jugs from the recycling. Aluminum cans.

 

[RachelMarie]

Hmmm...let's see.
Anything outside the house, to include the house. He chewed the corners of the shutters on the lower windows and the plastic pieces on the downspouts. Also 2 dryer vents. A couple lawn chairs. The door trim on my pontiac. Pulled it right off the car and chewed it up. The plastic molding on the step on my Tahoe. Chewed up one end of it pretty badly, also, some of the door trim on the Tahoe. All the kids' toys he could steal from my garage when the door was open. Frisbees, trucks, a plastic wheelbarrow, whatever. Oh yeah, his house. We got a nice big plastic house with a door on it. It was a 2-piece thing from walmart that fit together on the top and bottom. He would knock it apart, then he chewed the edges and latches so they no longer fit together. The mud flaps on my friend's car when he was over to visit. Sorry buddy. We'll take care of that for you. Squirrels. Moles. Dead birds. The garbage can. Stuff he pulled out of the garbage can. Diapers. Milk jugs from the recycling. Aluminum cans.

WOW......What else can one say?

 

[cce1302]

WOW......What else can one say?

umm..it's a good thing he's not an inside dog?

 

[RachelMarie]

umm..it's a good thing he's not an inside dog?

No crap

 

[BtownBlaster]

Several years ago, the then-girlfriend and I were arguing, and she went and lay down. She got under the covers, sulking, when the dog jumped up on the bed. He walked up to her, looked back at me, and promptly hiked his leg. Got all over her. What can you say to that? I said good boy, and walked away!

 

[Bubbajms]

I had a friend with a simple-minded Springer Spaniel. This dog would chase anything that flew - geese at several hundred feet, jetliners at tens of thousands of feet. I guess I can't mock that too bad, because they ARE bird dogs..

One day, though, they had their gravel driveway redone. Hauled in TONS of gravel. The dog ran out and thought this magical dumptruck had dropped off kibble or something, and started wholfing down the gravel. THAT was some messy poops!

 

[Root]

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[HandK]

Hmmm...let's see.
Anything outside the house, to include the house. He chewed the corners of the shutters on the lower windows and the plastic pieces on the downspouts. Also 2 dryer vents. A couple lawn chairs. The door trim on my pontiac. Pulled it right off the car and chewed it up. The plastic molding on the step on my Tahoe. Chewed up one end of it pretty badly, also, some of the door trim on the Tahoe. All the kids' toys he could steal from my garage when the door was open. Frisbees, trucks, a plastic wheelbarrow, whatever. Oh yeah, his house. We got a nice big plastic house with a door on it. It was a 2-piece thing from walmart that fit together on the top and bottom. He would knock it apart, then he chewed the edges and latches so they no longer fit together. The mud flaps on my friend's car when he was over to visit. Sorry buddy. We'll take care of that for you. Squirrels. Moles. Dead birds. The garbage can. Stuff he pulled out of the garbage can. Diapers. Milk jugs from the recycling. Aluminum cans.

In your Avatar are you aiming at the dog ????

 

[cce1302]

In your Avatar are you aiming at the dog ????

maybe.

Oh, I forgot the grill. chewed the knobs off, and the hose to the propane tank. One time he got the propane tank actually all the way off the grill and was pushing it around the yard.

 

[RachelMarie]

maybe.

Oh, I forgot the grill. chewed the knobs off, and the hose to the propane tank. One time he got the propane tank actually all the way off the grill and was pushing it around the yard.

What kind of Dog do you have?

 

[Roadie]

My lab mix got into everything when she was a pup. The worse thing she did was chew an ink pen to shreds. Black ink all around her bed, on our fairly new carpet.