Be alert , boys and girls!!!!!

[halfmileharry]

I'm getting ready to cut my grass. Is a handgun sufficient or should I strap on a rifle?

Damn DD, you know some of the members here. NEVER talk about a strap on.

 

[rhino]

Wait! What just happened here? No, not the mystery Longbow is using to tease us, but HERE.

 

[milton]

I can't believe I just read all 8 pages of this...

 

[Rookie]

Is this what he means by dealing with dementia?

 

[DoggyDaddy]

probably need both.

Good thinking! AR or AK? Or should I go for the big guns and get out the Hakim?

Damn DD, you know some of the members here. NEVER talk about a strap on.

Sorry! In my panic I forgot where I was!

 

[AngryRooster]

I'm getting ready to cut my grass. Is a handgun sufficient or should I strap on a rifle?

It depends. Have you seen any "Happy Toyz" trucks in the neighborhood?

 

[Rookie]

So we need a handgun, a rifle, and depends?

 

[Cameramonkey]

So we need a handgun, a rifle, and depends?

Dont forget your spouse on the roof with a 50 running overwatch duty.

 

[AngryRooster]

So we need a handgun, a rifle, and depends?

You say this like it isn't normal...

 

[DoggyDaddy]

So we need a handgun, a rifle, and depends?

Isn't there a country song with those lyrics?

 

[bocefus78]

Isn't there a country song with those lyrics?

"I've got a handgun, a rifle, and some ultra drys.....doggy daddy can survive"

 

[DoggyDaddy]

"I've got a handgun, a rifle, and some ultra drys.....doggy daddy can survive"

Yeah! That's the one!

 

[DoggyDaddy]

Okay, off to mow... I'm gonna hook up the garden cart to tow my extra ammo... can't be too careful!

 

[padawan]

I think longbow is a DNC mole sent here to troll INGO and cause dissent.

 

[307SD]

BE ALERT!

FOR SOMETHING!

I CAN'T SAY WHAT!

THAT WOULD MAKE TOO MUCH SENSE AND BE HELPFUL!

What?? Wait, have you been emailing with Hillary again?

 

[printcraft]

It's just emails! Dang right wingers!

 

[Hoosierkav]

I can't believe I just read all 8 pages of this...

Change your view settings so each page has 50 posts/per. Makes it less painful.

 

[danielocean03]

3 pages.

 

[milton]

Change your view settings so each page has 50 posts/per. Makes it less painful.

Rep sent! That will make life much easier! I've been here since '08 and I've never changed that.

 

[GunSlinger]

3 pages.

Light weight...