Becoming an American citizen party. What to bring?

[Bigtanker]

Hey, co-worker is invited to a party for one of his friends that recently became an American citizen. They've lived here for multiple years but have just made it official today. They were told to bring the most American thing they could to the party. Unfortunately this would be an alcohol-free event.

So what would be the most appropriate thing to bring that you could get in about a 2-hour notice?

 

[snapping turtle]

Apple pie

 

[snapping turtle]

Apple pie and a base ball and glove

 

[Lpherr]

US Flag, copy of Constitution.

 

[rhamersley]

Bar-b-que

 

[DoggyDaddy]

An AR-15?

 

[BE Mike]

A six pack of Coca Cola or Pepsi.

 

[dieselrealtor]

A thank you / congratulations card and a copy of the constitution.

 

[pute62]

Pay for site supporter to Ingo

 

[injb]

Red plastic cups. Cowboy hat.

 

[Wolfhound]

Wife beater shirt with mustard stains. (Purple)

A framed picture of John Wayne.

 

[cg21]

I’d say get a copy of the constitution like others have stated…. But this person probably has a better grasp on the constitution than MOST natural born citizens.

so I’d say a gift card to a gun shop. With a note sending him this way online.

 

[Frosty]

Ammo, but no metric ammo!

 

[yeti rider]

I’d say get a copy of the constitution like others have stated…. But this person probably has a better grasp on the constitution than MOST natural born citizens.

I was just saying this to someone the other day. I've heard it is a difficult test.

 

[Gingerbeardman]

A camo baseball hat and a can of dip. Or a Camaro.

 

[cg21]

I was just saying this to someone the other day. I've heard it is a difficult test.

I’ve heard it is extremely difficult and anecdotal evidence points to them coming here BECAUSE of our freedoms/opportunities. So a case of taking what you have for granted to put it mildly.

 

[cg21]

A camo baseball hat and a can of dip. Or a Camaro.

Ttops or why waste your time.

 

[Gingerbeardman]

Ttops or why waste your time.

Accurate. Preferably a little rust above the rear tires and some loud exhaust.

 

[actaeon277]

on amazon, type..

american naturalization gift

You don't have to buy it from amazon, but it gives ideas

 

[wtfd661]