Becoming an American citizen party. What to bring?

[yeahbaby]

Case of White Castles.

 

[PGRChaplain]

A Baseball, Hot Dogs, Apple Pie and a New Corvette!

 

[red_zr24x4]

Case of White Castles.

He said a gift, not a punishment

 

[Frosty]

He said a gift, not a punishment

REPORTED!

 

[Leo]

wise guy answer; IRS 1040 long form with schedule 1, 2 and 3 and the instruction book.

More serious; A flag lapel pin.

 

[Bigtanker]

Here is what he ended up getting. An apple pie from the country bake shop in South Bend (I think) and this hat.



The flag lapel pin is a really good idea too.

 

[Twangbanger]

Lottery ticket and a subscription to Netflix.

 

[Flingarrows]

What a privilege to be invited, and a great gift as well!

 

[patience0830]

Add a hotdog and a chevy and you're golden.

 

[buckwacker]

Guns and ammo, not the magazine.

 

[yeahbaby]

He said a gift, not a punishment

Nothing more American than White Castles.

 

[Shadow01]

A voter registration form with republican already filled in

 

[femurphy77]

A six pack of Coca Cola or Pepsi.

Or Pepsi? How dare you even INFER that they are interchangeable. As George Washington said, "Give me Coke , or give me death!" Or was that Tony Montana?

 

[femurphy77]

Wife beater shirt with mustard stains. Purple.

A framed picture of John Wayne.

Purple mustard?

 

[eldirector]

I use the ATF as a nice guide.

Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms always make nice gifts.

 

[Frosty]

Add a hotdog and a chevy and you're golden.

Is he going to need a snack while he tries to fix his new truck???

 

[ljk]