Bedside table breaks apart into bludgeoning weapons

[Bondhead88]

Not sure if this has been posted here before and I am very unsure if i would trust this idea but here goes anyways.

Bedside table breaks apart into bludgeoning weapons - Boing Boing

 

[Mr.JAG]

Hahaha, Using the table top as a shield makes me laugh.

I rather the table leg be made of a disguised shotgun, rather than a beating stick though. If anyone puts that together and markets it, I might just have to buy one.

 

[cburnworth]

if you know you are entering into a hand to hand combat scenario then maybe it would work. What a racket that would make as everything falls of the table whien you try to take it apart.

 

[cosermann]

Or you could get one of these:

Fusion Tables by Aramith - Home Page Fusion Tables

Smack 'em up with a pool cue, then rack 'em up and shoot a game to calm your nerves.