These may not be word for word but...
John Wayne as Rooster Cogburn in True Grit when he is on the stand at the beginning of the movie...."well a gun that's unloaded and cocked isn't much good".
From Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man...."you gaotta squeeze the trigger, don't yank it it's not your dick" and "You shot me, I can't believe you F----n shot me you s--- bird".