Best movie lines.....

[Benny]

It came out the week after ROCKY XXI. One monthe before RAMBO 34..The Wheelchair Years. The reviewers loved it.

Did I win?????

We Were Soldiers...Man, I love that movie.

 

[mdroz3]

Do you expect me to talk?
No Mr. Bond. I expect you to die!!

 

[mdroz3]

She turned me into a newt......I got better.

 

[SavageEagle]

"Carpe the Diem. Seize The..... Carp."

"...when I want advice about a good Planet of the Apes film or maybe how to get the resin out of my bong I'll come to you ok? But I am not gonna take romantic advice from somebody who cannot spell romantic or advice... or bong."

 

[SavageEagle]

[FONT=Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif] “And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see. And I looked, and behold, a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and hell followed with him.[/FONT]

Wasn't that the BEGINNING of Dawn of the Dead? I know it's the Bible, but aint i right? I'd been looking for that quote to get it right...

Name this movie....

"I grew up in this town, people used to walk tall in this town, they wouldn't have traded the mill for a crooked casino and they wouldn't have stood around while drugs were being sold to kids."

 

[Benny]

Wasn't that the BEGINNING of Dawn of the Dead? I know it's the Bible, but aint i right? I'd been looking for that quote to get it right...

Name this movie....

"I grew up in this town, people used to walk(ing) tall in this town, they wouldn't have traded the mill for a crooked casino and they wouldn't have stood around while drugs were being sold to kids."

.

 

[Roadie]

"Imagine you're a deer, you're prancing along, you get thirsty, you spot a little brook, you put your little deer lips down to the cool clear water ... BAM!!! ... a bullet rips off part of your head. Your brains are lying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I aks you, would you give a f*** what kind of pants the son of a b**** who shot you was wearing?"

~My Cousin Vinny

YES! Loved her in that movie.

"Oh yeah, and you blend"

"Perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove? Were these magic grits? Did you buy from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?"

Gambini: May I have permission to treat Miss Vito as a hostile witness? Ms. Vito: You think I'm hostile now, wait till you see me tonight.
Judge: Do you two know each other?
Gambini: Yeah, she's my fiancé.
Judge: Well, that would certainly explain the hostility.
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So many great lines in that movie!

 

[Roadie]

Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch?
Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt!
Sir Bedevere: A newt?
Peasant 3: [meekly after a long pause] ... I got better.

French Soldier: You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.

 

[hotfarmboy1]

"Carpe the Diem. Seize The..... Carp."

"...when I want advice about a good Planet of the Apes film or maybe how to get the resin out of my bong I'll come to you ok? But I am not gonna take romantic advice from somebody who cannot spell romantic or advice... or bong."

YES!! One of the funniest movies EVER!!!

+1

 

[SavageEagle]

YES!! One of the funniest movies EVER!!!

+1

I love that movie too. It was one of those my wife had on DVD and I'd never heard of until we hooked up and BAM I was on the floor

 

[Benny]

Out Cold is indeed a LYAO movie.

 

[femurphy77]

Only two of the greatest westerns ever made!

The Horseman and Pale Rider.

I don't know about Dawn of the Dead That was the one where they end up in the mall with the gunshop across the street right? Shoot Rosie, Have him shoot Jay Leno...

Also the political officer in "Hunt for Red October", while questioning Capt Rameus' loyalty.

 

[femurphy77]

I can't believe nobody has come up with this one; "Ooh, it's twoo, it's twoo, it's twoo, it's twoo!!"

 

[Dryden]

If you had to take all the great lines from YOUNG FRANKENSTIEN, we'd be here all day.

"A riot is a terrible thing to see. And, I think it is JUST about time we had one"

"Oh sure!!! After you have your way with me, you just go off with the boys. Well, you'd better not tell them what happened."

"Werewolf!!"
"Werewolf??"
"There wolf."


"Just check out those Knockers"

 

[SavageEagle]

I doubt there'll be any guessing on this one....

Capt. Ramsey: At the Naval War College it was metallurgy and nulear reactors, not 19th-century philosophy.
[Stifled laugh]
Capt. Ramsey: "War is a continuation of politics by other means." Von Clausewitz.
Hunter: I think, sir, that what he was actually trying to say was a little more...
Capt. Ramsey: Complicated?
[Men Laughing]
Hunter: Yes the purpose of war is to serve a political end but hte true nature of war is to serve itself.
Capt. Ramsey: [laughing] I'm very impressed. In other words, the sailor most likely to win the war is the one most willing to part company with the politicians and ignore everything except the destruction of the enemy. You'd agree with that.
Hunter: I'd agree that, um, that's what Clausewitz was trying to say.
Capt. Ramsey: But you wouldn't agree with it?
Hunter: No, sir, I do not. No, I just think that in the nuclear world the true enemy can't be destroyed.
Capt. Ramsey: [chuckling, tapping glass] Attention on deck. Von Clausewitz will now tell us exactly who the real enemy is.
[laughing]
Capt. Ramsey: Von?
[Men Laughing]
Hunter: In my humble opinion, in the nuclear world, the true enemy is war itself

 

[Lost Californian]

Don't say "Mom"!....don't say "Al"!....he says "mom", you say "Al" and the whole thing ends up coming out of my pocket!

 

[s346k]

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.

Elwood: Illinois Nazis.
Jake: I hate Illinois Nazis.

+1

 

[AmericanBob]

six demon bag, sensational.

 

[joslar15]

Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charming motherf******' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?

 

[mdroz3]

Fra-gi-le Must be Italian.
i think it says fragile dear.
Oh Yeah.