Best Zombie Day EVAR!

[dustjunky2000]

Well I went to the wife's relatives house for their Easter thing and ended up spending the better part of the day slinging lead with the in-laws. It's never a bad idea to train and be prepared for when zombie messiahs come back from the dead to enslave us all. Even my daughter got into the spirit! BEST Zombie Day EVAR!!

 

[Eddie]

Awesome pic! Fortunately I don't have a zombie branch on my immediate family tree. The converasation was about shooting, hunting, fishing, gardening, mushroom hunting and then reloading. My mother in law even took my sig into the bathroom to check out the night sights.

 

[FordMan08]

This would be a pretty cool thread if it weren't mocking Jesus on Easter.

 

[dustjunky2000]

This would be a pretty cool thread if it weren't mocking Jesus on Easter.

Something tells me you would think it was pretty funny if I was mocking Allah or Buddha instead. Lighten up, Mr Serious Pants. Even Jesus had a sense of humor, right?

 

[Gunsmoke 45]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkPgYbdQ1kQ&feature=related"]YouTube - Family Guy - Dinner with Jesus[/ame]

 

[FordMan08]

I'm sure if something happened to that child in the picture, you would be on your knees begging for Gods help.

 

[Integraholic]

 

[Andre46996]

Mocking Jesus??? Who's making fun of the guy who cuts my grass??

You don't want to mess with Jesus... (That's for you Joe B.)

 

[Gunsmoke 45]

I'm sure if something happened to that child in the picture, you would be on your knees begging for Gods help.

I wouldn't be. If he wanted to help, my child wouldn't have had anything happen to them in the first place. I protect my children from harm with all of my ability. Too bad this "god" doesn't see fit to do the same.

Real classy, though...to use his child to try to scare him into believing in your fairy tales. Nice. I bet you are a deacon.

 

[FordMan08]

Real classy, though...to use his child to try to scare him into believing in your fairy tales. Nice. I bet you are a deacon.

Not a deacon, I just believe in God.

 

[Gunsmoke 45]

Not a deacon, I just believe in God.

You'd better. You own a Dodge.

 

[FordMan08]

You'd better. You own a Dodge.

Gunsmoke: My balls, lick em.

Mods: I'll take my infraction now...as a badge of honor.

 

[Benny]

Jeez, can we get a sub-forum for this already?

 

[dustjunky2000]

I'm sure if something happened to that child in the picture, you would be on your knees begging for Gods help.

Butthurt much?
If you didn't appreciate the humor, why are you still in the thread? You're not gonna frighten me into converting, and you'll likely only get angrier when I continue to wisecrack about your favorite religion/sports team/vehicle manufacturer for my own amusement
I've had relatives and close friends die before, and it didn't scare me into believing in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, so why would it cause me to cry out for Jesus Christ? Jesus isn't even sprinkled in parmesan and surrounded by meatballs. He's got no chance.

You'd better. You own a Dodge.

Dude....LOL

 

[suby]

Even Jesus had a sense of humor, right?

Indeed, just look at around

 

[Andre46996]

IBTL!!

Dustjunky glad you enjoyed the day with your family.

 

[Benny]

Religious arguments aside, I'd like to know why there is a paper weight on the table.

 

[Gunsmoke 45]

Gunsmoke: My balls, lick em.

Mods: I'll take my infraction now...as a badge of honor.

And Jesus sayeth unto they children, "Whosoever believes in me shall have everlasting life. But he who turneth away, my balls, lick 'em."

How very christian of you.

 

[LEaSH]

Huh. I never even once thought of the JC as a zombie.
Lazuras maybe.

I didn't read anywhere that either of them were into eating brains. But the whole story is kind of vague.

 

[Jubbie]

I've had relatives and close friends die before, and it didn't scare me into believing in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, so why would it cause me to cry out for Jesus Christ? Jesus isn't even sprinkled in parmesan and surrounded by meatballs. He's got no chance.

Hey now, don't go attacking FSM! At least when I go to heaven I'll have a beer volcano & a stripper factory. I'm sure a good number of my friends & relatives would be very happy there.

May your noodles stick to the wall before devouring, R'amen.