Ok, I'm old. I have been looking forward to adding terms such as "son" and "young lady" to my vocabulary to say to people in their 30's, just to humiliate them. End Quote
I'm 67, so Happy Birthday, son!
Oh good gawd, I didn't let my family do the birfday thing. What possesses you people? Yeah, the 50 thing kinda digs in, but what the absolute heck? Not like I'm old or something.
Have patience...50 will look pretty good when you pass 60.