Blonde Joke

[96firephoenix]

A blonde is rowing through a corn field and another blonde comes up along the road and stops to get out of her car. She immediately starts yelling at the one in the rowboat saying, "Its blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name! if I could swim, I'd get out there and kick your ass!"

 

[gvbcraig]

Blonde Password

During a recent password audit by at Microsoft,
it was found that a blonde was using the following password:

"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento"

When asked why she had such a long password, she said
she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters
long and include at least one capital.

 

[JetGirl]

What's black, blue and brown and is found in a ditch?


A brunette who told ONE TOO MANY "blonde jokes".

 

[JetGirl]

Rene Descartes is on a plane and the flight attendant asks, "Can I get you a soda?"
He answers, "I think not" ...and *poof* he disappears.

 

[Fletch]

Rene Descartes is on a plane and the flight attendant asks, "Can I get you a soda?"
He answers, "I think not" ...and *poof* he disappears.

 

[joslar15]

Rene Descartes is on a plane and the flight attendant asks, "Can I get you a soda?"
He answers, "I think not" ...and *poof* he disappears.

Cogito ergo nunquam!

 

[chocktaw2]

Breaking News!
Congressman Anthony Weiner just announced he will run for President and has selected Attorney General Eric Holder as his Vice-Presidential running mate. Weiner-Holder in 2012.

REPPPPPPED

 

[88GT]

Two blondes walk into a bar. The brunette ducks.*


*Adapted to comply with the blonde requirement.

 

[JetGirl]

What do brunettes miss most about great parties?


The invitation.

 

[joslar15]

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his pretty blonde neighbor
came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then
slammed it shut and stormed back into the house.

A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, again
opened it, and again slammed it shut. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again,
marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it shut harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?” To which
she replied, “There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, ‘YOU’VE GOT MAIL."

 

[JBob77]

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his pretty blonde neighbor
came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then
slammed it shut and stormed back into the house.

A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, again
opened it, and again slammed it shut. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again,
marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it shut harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?” To which
she replied, “There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, ‘YOU’VE GOT MAIL."

Permission requested to steal this joke!