caught my wife today....

[longbow]

boy is she in trouble.......................






I'm gong to have to have a long talk about her sneaking around later tonight.......





she was doing something she knew she should not...........







she didn't do a good job of keeping it from me..............






the trap I set was too hard for her to reset.




she found "fake" hidden gift box and tried to put it back the same way......




she will never find the real gift till christmas because it is in plain sight......

 

[singlesix]

My Wife just buys her gift and tells me what I got her. Her whole family give each other list of things to get. What's the fun in that.

Next I dare you to hide some lingerie in a smaller size, and maybe even put the wrong name on the gift.

 

[Muddy_Ford]

Hahah! I actually wish my wife would try to do that, it would make Christmas time even more fun for me.................I could break out the Duct tape like my step-Dad did to me as a kid.

 

[longbow]

duct tape sounds interesting!

 

[Naptown]

Next I dare you to hide some lingerie in a smaller size, and maybe even put the wrong name on the gift.

Put her younger sister's name on it too.

 

[singlesix]

Put her younger sister's name on it too.

That'll be one heck of a Cat Fight.

 

[IndianaResident]

That's assuming they consider you a worthy prize.

It could just as easily end up as the most depressing day of your life.

 

[Armed Citizen]

My Wife just buys her gift and tells me what I got her. Her whole family give each other list of things to get. What's the fun in that.

Next I dare you to hide some lingerie in a smaller size, and maybe even put the wrong name on the gift.

I dare you to you buy a bra and slip it under your truck seat. Then have her go out to the truck and get something from under the seat.

 

[singlesix]

I dare you to you buy a bra and slip it under your truck seat. Then have her go out to the truck and get something from under the seat.

Pack of condemns would work also That said; you have to know your wife. One of my soldiers was play scrabble and scribbling words on a piece of paper. Three O'clock in the morning he wakes up with his wife pressing a winchester in his chest; she is demanding to know who the hell this woman is that his writing about. She had gone through his clothes after he went to bed. It was always fun reading the morning blotter report. Geez if he'd play this joke on her ... good night.

 

[arma73]

My wife is the same when it comes to peeking at her presents.So now I wait till Christmas eve to buy here anything and in the past I have bought a present an returned after I knew she peeked. The look on her face was classic when she opened up a box of socks

 

[IndySSD]

Next I dare you to hide some lingerie in a smaller size, and maybe even put the wrong name on the gift.

BWAHAHAHH

I have to admit, I do not have the cajones to do that one!

 

[IndySSD]

My wife is the same when it comes to peeking at her presents.So now I wait till Christmas eve to buy here anything and in the past I have bought a present an returned after I knew she peeked. The look on her face was classic when she opened up a box of socks

Which is why my wifes present is in a safe at the place I purchased it!

Speaking of, I need to get the tree up this week so I can go get her present and put it under there!!

 

[Rookie]

I hide her presents in the stove, it's the last place she would look.

 

[goinggreyfast]

My Wife just buys her gift and tells me what I got her. Her whole family give each other list of things to get. What's the fun in that.

Next I dare you to hide some lingerie in a smaller size, and maybe even put the wrong name on the gift.

Better yet: Pick up some lingerie at Indianapolis Tent & Awning. You know, the "hefty" size, built for "offroad use" and put that in a gift box for her to find.

 

[Love the 1911]

Hahah! I actually wish my wife would try to do that, it would make Christmas time even more fun for me.................I could break out the Duct tape like my step-Dad did to me as a kid.

Uhhhhh...I can't believe the home life you must have had growing up........

 

[teddy12b]

boy is she in trouble.......................

I'm gong to have to have a long talk about her sneaking around later tonight.......

she was doing something she knew she should not...........

she didn't do a good job of keeping it from me..............

the trap I set was too hard for her to reset.

she found "fake" hidden gift box and tried to put it back the same way......

she will never find the real gift till christmas because it is in plain sight......

This idea I like a lot!

 

[singlesix]

Better yet: Pick up some lingerie at Indianapolis Tent & Awning. You know, the "hefty" size, built for "offroad use" and put that in a gift box for her to find.

I believe in this case "justifiable homicide" would work, especially if she gets a female judge.

 

[goinggreyfast]

I believe in this case "justifiable homicide" would work, especially if she gets a female judge.

Doncha know...

 

[DaKruiser]

I hide her presents in the stove, it's the last place she would look.

Oouch! Look out for that flying pan!

 

[a.bentonab]

Her whole family give each other list of things to get. What's the fun in that.

Yainorite! I can't stand that. On top of that, the list is all stuff like tube socks. Screw that.

And she doesn't think fire extinguishers are a great idea for a gift? Let me ask you who doesn't need one? Who HAS one? And when I got a killer deal on inspected fire extinguishers this summer she knew what they were for.