CDC Denies Existence Of Zombies

[Ted]

Its another government conspiracy; ala Area 51; Roswell, New Mexico; FEMA Camps; etc.

Zombie Apocalypse: CDC Denies Existence Of Zombies Despite Cannibal Incidents

 

[Expat]

You could tell by the tone that they are stonewalling us once again.

 

[strahd71]

Another cover up......

Jake

 

[gunman41mag]

zombies are cause by V O O D O O

 

[strahd71]

zombies are cause by V O O D O O

did you guys ever see that movie serpent and the rainbow? kind of a weird freaky movie

jake

serpent and the rainbow - Yahoo! Search Results

 

[Goodcat]

All lies, as usual.

 

[gvsugod]

After reading that I am now convinced. Its going down.

 

[strahd71]

After reading that I am now convinced. Its going down.

exactly! first its tongue and cheek...... and then stuff starts going down and "oh no it was a joke"

jake

 

[williamnewman1]

After reading that I am now convinced. Its going down.

agreed

 

[Bigshep]

Zombies not real?!?! No way!!! What have we as gun owners been preparing for all of these years then? Lies, I say!!! Lies!!!

 

[TopDog]

OK just think about it. If Zombies are not real then why are there so many TV shows and movies about them? Aliens are real also you can tell by the shear volume coverage the History Channel devotes to them. Remember guys you can always trust what you see on TV to be the truth. Power to the Sheepeople!

 

[strahd71]

OK just think about it. If Zombies are not real then why are there so many TV shows and movies about them? Aliens are real also you can tell by the shear volume coverage the History Channel devotes to them. Remember guys you can always trust what you see on TV to be the truth. Power to the Sheepeople!

often times the best way to hide something is in plain site and to make it common place

jake

 

[.45 Dave]

Three pieces of evidence:
1. If they aren't here then why bother releasing a statement saying they're not!! Pretty suspicious if you ask me.
2. They admit there are zombies in nature and cite the ant as an example.
3. Hornady Zombie ammo. If they're not real why make ammo designed to kill them??

Get prepared people before it's too late!!

 

[findingZzero]

zombies are cause by V O O D O O

And only live in Haiti. OK, maybe not live, animate. Yeah, that's it.
I could be a zombie.

.....zombie is the new communist....

 

[Ted]

Three pieces of evidence:
1. If they aren't here then why bother releasing a statement saying they're not!! Pretty suspicious if you ask me.
2. They admit there are zombies in nature and cite the ant as an example.
3. Hornady Zombie ammo. If they're not real why make ammo designed to kill them??

Get prepared people before it's too late!!

Lets not forget all the documentaries about Zombies too.

Wiki: List of zombie films

 

[9mmfan]

Move on, nothing to see here...

 

[Suprtek]

Of course they deny their existence. They don't want the people to be prepared. Bigfoot is very real too. Although it is not common knowledge that bigfoot(s) are actually aliens. Sooner or later one of them is gonna get bitten by a zombie and we'll have a real challenge!

 

[findingZzero]

" Move on, nothing to see here...""


Ha! I suppose these aren't real either. Be afraid. BVA.

 

[JetGirl]

Oh why not? ThinkGeek :: Dismember-Me Plush Zombie

 

[silentvoice71]

I blame gun owners....