Chicago Working Around Clock To Clear 18 Inches Of Bullet Casings From Streets

[frenchiectfd2203]

Seriously, though. If I saw that much brass, I would have a stroke. You would just see me out there with duffel bags and 55 gal drums just shoveling it all in.

Hey, woobie, you don't even own a 10mm. "Yeah, but I might someday."

You don't have a way to reload rimfire, why are you picking that up? "I don't care! I'm keeping everything."

Give me a backhoe and dump truck. I'll find a place to store the brass!!

 

[Butch627]

Yeah, I really liked that one as well. The one glaring omission in the article was no complaints about mailboxes being knocked over by plow trucks.

No mailboxes on posts in Chicago

 

[jstory]

Thinking this is more believable than the Onion story...

 

[femurphy77]

Hey if this is true they should call in a bunch of reloaders. Those guys would pick it up free of charge!!

 

[JettaKnight]

This article is slightly less believable than than a few conspiracy theory thread here on INGO.

 

[bobjones223]

I texted my cousin in Chicago and asked him to bring me down a truckload. He said he would love to but can't get out the drive due to all the casings....Grrrrr...damn my luck to have a cousin without four wheel drive!

Also I really don't get this.....Don't we have vans running full to Chicago everyday loaded with guns? Wouldn't it make sense just send them back full of casings? Just saying round trip delivers make a ton more sense than coming back empty.


Side note......I don't think this needs to be in purple because OP started a purple thread!

 

[bobjones223]

I never read an aritical so full of Bull Cr-P in my whole life.
it would take several chain guns firing 24 hr. to pile up that many casings.
This has to be written my another gun control Pr-ck.
Tell people why we need more gun control like Chicago has.

Ummmmm....I keep looking but there are soooooooo many things that come to mind....I just can't do it....

 

[Kirk Freeman]

This article is slightly less believable than than a few conspiracy theory thread here on INGO.

Jet fuel cannot burn brass.

 

[eldirector]

Jet fuel cannot burn brass.

Can easily melt it.

 

[Woobie]

Jet fuel cannot burn brass.

But you can get deep dish pizza in Chicago. And we all know what that means. Also Chicago=Obama Obama=Clinton. Clinton=Podesta, and that starts with P and that rhymes with T and that stands for Trouble.

 

[Woobie]

Can easily melt it.

Nope. You gotta have thermite.

 

[nipprdog]

Jet fuel cannot burn brass.

 

[actaeon277]

Snowstorm In Chicago Delays Hundreds Of Morning Murders - The Onion - America's Finest News Source

 

[BlackGun]

Dream come true for a hand loader like myself. Worth risking getting shot to go load up on brass. Heck you could even empty some brass while you are there. Double win!

Give me a backhoe and dump truck. I'll find a place to store the brass!!

Gotta love it

 

[Bennettjh]

I'd like to put my order in for a truckload of 9.

 

[223 Gunner]

Snowstorm In Chicago Delays Hundreds Of Morning Murders - The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Apparently I've been missing out on some great articles, I will have to start reading The Onion more often.
Thanks for the link, that is good stuff.

 

[Mgderf]

Snowstorm In Chicago Delays Hundreds Of Morning Murders - The Onion - America's Finest News Source

 

[t-squared]

Jet fuel cannot burn brass.

Absotively purfekt !!!

 

[Spike Jones 5 2002]

I just do not know why people put junk like this on "INGUNOWNERS" or the internet.
It adds fuel for ANTI guns.

 

[actaeon277]

Cause it's funny