Coin Design Help

[Tryin']

If you so feel the desire to blow a couple hours helping out a complete stranger, I am looking for a design incorporating a cartoon boner in blue sweatpants on one side with "Stand out like a boner in sweatpants" as a banner and a campaign cover over a mustache on the other side with "Whadd'ya got? BRAIN polio?" as a banner and "CHOKE YOURSELF." centered under the mustache. Can be a detailed or as cartoony as you want. Cut design will be 3D and can use multiple colors including metallic plating. Coin metal will be brass or black nickel. 2" coin.

I know, really random request...

 

[TB1999]

I know, really random request...

You got that right.

 

[MrAverage]

I'll add somewhat disturbing as well.

 

[Frank_N_Stein]

Do you need a model for the sweatpants? I know a guy.

 

[Tryin']

It's from a training school. They are "-isms" from an instructor.

 

[Kurr]

Have you looked at Silvertown? They do (or used to) to custom minting in Winchester, Indiana