Confessions

[rhino]

I have a confession.

I took the cookie from the cookie jar.

So your real name is Jacqueline?

 

[fundy87]

I really dont like any of the guns i own

 

[nakinate]

I really dont like any of the guns i own

I'll give you $50 for each. That's a good deal for you since you don't like them.

 

[fundy87]

I'd rather just dump them all on my kids when they get older

 

[nakinate]

I'd rather just dump them all on my kids when they get older

It was worth a try.

 

[fundy87]

A for Effort

 

[mom45]

Dibs!

I'm one of his kids...pretty sure I am anyway.

 

[rhino]

CONFESSION: I am afraid of Jason Statham, the actor.

 

[davedolli]

I still miss some of my old girl friends, but none of my ex wives.

Dave

 

[rhino]

I still miss some of my old girl friends, but none of my ex wives.

Dave

Keep practicing; your aim will improve.


Hah! Classic!

 

[rw02kr43]

I have no sense of smell.

 

[ARRAY]

My wife thinks I care about her adult children, when in all actuality I could not care less about them- they are all adults and cannot take care of them selves, they expect my wife to support them. I love my wife more than anything but she is just too good hearted when it comes to her kids, I think she needs to cut them off.
I like my dogs more than 90 percent of the people I know.
I have more guns and ammo than my wife knows.
Along that line I spend way more than my wife knows on my hobby.

 

[RobbyMaQ]

I might have snuck a Godzilla (or two) into some of my graphic designs.

Also, it once took me 11 rounds to kill an opossum.

 

[Porter]

It's been me strategically placing those stink bombs on the construction then stepping back and watching as a group of people screams and yells at each other trying to figure out "who delt it"

 

[rhino]

I killed a lot of opossums last year.

 

[halfmileharry]

I killed a lot of opossums last year.

You sure they were dead?

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

Also, it once took me 11 rounds to kill an opossum.

Wow, and I thought it was bad it took me 4 .45s to kill a raccoon. Those were FMJs though, so, you know. I used a .223 HP on the possum, kilt it right out.

 

[BehindBlueI's]

My wife just told me she had to make a confession. She's been using turkey based pepperoni on the home made pizzas she makes for the last several months.

I failed to notice. I am shamed.

 

[mom45]

I might have snuck a Godzilla (or two) into some of my graphic designs.

Also, it once took me 11 rounds to kill an opossum.

You are doing it wrong. This is how my mom gets them to hold still while she gets her gun ready to finish them off. Don't mess with her.

The first time I did this to one, it totally freaked out my kids.

 

[BehindBlueI's]

I killed a lot of opossums last year.

I had a possum get in my house once, and I whacked it with a milk crate. (Yes, this tells you my level of hilljack prior to moving to the big city). I thought I killed it...but it was just playing possum.