Corrupt-A-Wish

[lovemachine]

Granted, and I hope you make a complete recovery.
In hindsight, you probably should have just handed over my eggnog.
I did leave the rum for you, though - merry Christmas!

...but I probably shouldn't have taken your TV. I feel kinda bad about that.



I wish redneckmedic a speedy recovery.

Granted. But Redneckmedic is now choking on eggnog. ATM mixed it with nasty bacon.


I wish my dog didn't have gas right now.

 

[Neo46121]

Granted. But Redneckmedic is now choking on eggnog. ATM mixed it with nasty bacon.


I wish my dog didn't have gas right now.

Granted. He now has the runs on your new carpet.

I wish my ex fiancée would come back to me...

 

[lovemachine]

Granted. He now has the runs on your new carpet.

I wish my ex fiancée would come back to me...

Granted. But now she has a mustache


I wish spring was here.

 

[Hayseed_40]

Granted. But now she has a mustache


I wish spring was here.

Granted but all the snow and sub-freezing temps have killed the flowers and birds.

Wish the pond would freeze so would could play pond hockey

 

[redneckmedic]

Granted but all the snow and sub-freezing temps have killed the flowers and birds.

Wish the pond would freeze so would could play pond hockey

Granted but the US Government has decided that hockey is dangerous to your health and in the state of california could cause cancer. Plus I don't think INGO has a large enough collection of stuffed animals to support the sport.

I wish ATM would give my TV back and apologize for shooting my Women of Glock Fathead poster.

 

[Hayseed_40]

Granted but the US Government has decided that hockey is dangerous to your health and in the state of california could cause cancer. Plus I don't think INGO has a large enough collection of stuffed animals to support the sport.

I wish ATM would give my TV back and apologize for shooting my Women of Glock Fathead poster.

Granted. He said he would give it back after the premier of Brokeback Mtn on HDMN tonight. He also apologized for shooting your poster but justified it due to it having an better score than him on the shoot house.

I wish I could make a guest appearance on Sponge Bob Square Pants

 

[HandK]

Granted. He said he would give it back after the premier of Brokeback Mtn on HDMN tonight. He also apologized for shooting your poster but justified it due to it having an better score than him on the shoot house.

I wish I could make a guest appearance on Sponge Bob Square Pants

Granted! but now you must live the rest of your life with a Sponge Bob tattoo on your forehead!!

I wish I knew what was in ATM's Glass!!

 

[redneckmedic]

Granted! but now you must live the rest of your life with a Sponge Bob tattoo on your forehead!!

I wish I knew what was in ATM's Glass!!

Granted, he drinks Zima on the rocks with a zest of key lime.

I wish I wouldn't taken an INGO break this summer and had as cool as rep as HandK

 

[lovemachine]

Granted, he drinks Zima on the rocks with a zest of key lime.

I wish I wouldn't taken an INGO break this summer and had as cool as rep as HandK

Granted. But it will all be negative rep.


I wish I could afford a machine gun.

 

[HandK]

Granted. But it will all be negative rep.


I wish I could afford a machine gun.

Granted, Have fun with your new Airsoft Auto gun!!

I wish I had a Texas hunting trip!

 

[redneckmedic]

Granted. But it will all be negative rep.


I wish I could afford a machine gun.

Granted, but the money was willed to you and you have to pay a tax on it. So you can't afford ammo to shoot it now.

Granted, Have fun with your new Airsoft Auto gun!!

I wish I had a Texas hunting trip!

Granted....ever seen Jurassic Park


I wish Santa didn't have to assemble so many thinks this year.

 

[lovemachine]

Granted, Have fun with your new Airsoft Auto gun!!

I wish I had a Texas hunting trip!

Granted! But you'll make the trip and
Forget your gun.



I wish I had some M&M's right now.

 

[HandK]

Granted! But you'll make the trip and
Forget your gun.



I wish I had some M&M's right now.

Granted, but they are all peanut M&M's and you are allergic to peanuts!


I wish I had a Bacon Samich right now!!

 

[lovemachine]

Granted, but they are all peanut M&M's and you are allergic to peanuts!


I wish I had a Bacon Samich right now!!

Granted. But it's raw bacon! And makes you crap non stop for a week!


I wish I could get a new tv.

 

[HandK]

Granted. But it's raw bacon! And makes you crap non stop for a week!


I wish I could get a new tv.

Granted but your new tv is a 1950's Black & White that can not pick up Digital stations!


I wish I hadn't eat that Bacon Samich!!

 

[redneckmedic]

Granted. But it's raw bacon! And makes you crap non stop for a week!


I wish I could get a new tv.

Granted, but now ATM is coming to your house gunz a blaz'n!

I wish my last wish wasn't ignored

 

[lovemachine]

Granted, but the money was willed to you and you have to pay a tax on it. So you can't afford ammo to shoot it now.




Granted....ever seen Jurassic Park


I wish Santa didn't have to assemble so many thinks this year.

Santa doesn't respond to 'tards who can't spell "things"'correctly

 

[lovemachine]

I wish this weekend was longer.

 

[HandK]

I wish this weekend was longer.

Granted the rest of your life will play this day over and over like the movie ground hog day!

I wish RNM last wish hadn't got passed over!!

 

[lovemachine]

I responded! I called him a 'tard