Corrupt-A-Wish

[redneckmedic]

Granted, but you made it unlawfully and you've been arrested and convicted as the dirtiest male escort in San Francisco. They really stuck it to you and you smiled the whole way...

I wish I had rep like HandK..

Granted.... with a drinking problem like that, you are vary familiar with as many bars as he has

I wish everyone would understand the true genius behind that joke!

 

[Gamez235]

I see what you did there... Granted.

I wish for another beer to forget about all this mess.

 

[lovemachine]

Granted.... with a drinking problem like that, you are vary familiar with as many bars as he has

I wish everyone would understand the true genius behind that joke!

Granted. But everyone is dumber now that they got that weird joke


I wish I had a longer Christmas vacation.

 

[HandK]

Granted. But everyone is dumber now that they got that weird joke


I wish I had a longer Christmas vacation.

Granted! You've been fired! you no longer have a job! So you live in a camper outside in your inlaws driveway!


I wish I had a million dollars worth of real gold!

 

[Hayseed_40]

Granted, but you made it unlawfully and you've been arrested and convicted as the dirtiest male escort in San Francisco. They really stuck it to you and you smiled the whole way...

I wish I had rep like HandK..

Granted but it cost you your innocence just like it cost Handk's his.

I wish I understood how this rep business works on INGO.

 

[Yamaha]

Granted! You've been fired! you no longer have a job! So you live in a camper outside in your inlaws driveway!


I wish I had a million dollars worth of real gold!

granted, but gold is now worthless as everyone switched to platinum backing....

Granted but it cost you your innocence just like it cost Handk's his.

I wish I understood how this rep business works on INGO.

Granted, you now have to sit through a 3 day straight seminar on the subject

I wish "Gone In 60 Seconds" was on every night

 

[Whosyer]

granted, but gold is now worthless as everyone switched to platinum backing....




Granted, you now have to sit through a 3 day straight seminar on the subject

I wish "Gone In 60 Seconds" was on every night

Granted, it's on every night in the rec room of cell block C. And your cellmate Bubba controls the remote.


I wish I Hollywood would quit making cheesey remakes of old classics.

 

[Yamaha]

Granted, it's on every night in the rec room of cell block C. And your cellmate Bubba controls the remote.


I wish I Hollywood would quit making cheesey remakes of old classics.

Granted, but instead of remakes, they make a reality tv show starring yourself as a catholic priest who likes the altar boys......

I wish my saturn was fixed already

 

[printcraft]

Granted, but instead of remakes, they make a reality tv show starring yourself as a catholic priest who likes the altar boys......

I wish my saturn was fixed already

Granted, but when they gave you the bill Uranus was ruined.


I wish I had another day to get work done this week.

 

[HandK]

Granted, but when they gave you the bill Uranus was ruined.


I wish I had another day to get work done this week.

Granted! you no longer get any week ends or holidays off work!


I wish everyone got that joke about Uranus! that was some funny stuff right there!!

 

[Brandon]

Granted! you no longer get any week ends or holidays off work!


I wish everyone got that joke about Uranus! that was some funny stuff right there!!

granted, but a turn of events and they realized they got the wrong person and now yours is... well... wrecked i guess you could say.

i wish... i wish andy mohr would no longer have any type of commercials on tv/radio/print.

 

[Whosyer]

granted, but a turn of events and they realized they got the wrong person and now yours is... well... wrecked i guess you could say.

i wish... i wish andy mohr would no longer have any type of commercials on tv/radio/print.

Granted , he sells out to Bob Rohrman.

I wish I would have thought of that Saturn/Uranus joke first.

 

[FordMan08]

Granted , he sells out to Bob Rohrman.

I wish I would have thought of that Saturn/Uranus joke first.

Granted, you probably think of anus more than average.

I wish I could choke a smurf just to see what color it would turn.

 

[Brandon]

Granted, you probably think of anus more than average.

I wish I could choke a smurf just to see what color it would turn.

granted but in the process you go color blind.
i wish i had a good wish.

 

[Yamaha]

Granted, but when they gave you the bill Uranus was ruined.

Good one, lets see if i can rep you.... but I won't have any deductible to pay...

granted but in the process you go color blind.
i wish i had a good wish.

granted, you dreamed the good wish

I wish people would quit playing christmas music

 

[Whosyer]

Good one, lets see if i can rep you.... but I won't have any deductible to pay...





granted, you dreamed the good wish

I wish people would quit playing christmas music

Granted, but you now hear Polka music 24/7.

I wish I could drink beer at work.

 

[96firephoenix]

Granted, but you now hear Polka music 24/7.

I wish I could drink beer at work.

granted, but its Natty light

I wish I could have beer of the same quality I had in Europe

 

[HandK]

granted, but its Natty light

I wish I could have beer of the same quality I had in Europe

Granted but you can't open the bottle ever!!


I wish I had a new car for my wife!

 

[Yamaha]

Granted but you can't open the bottle ever!!


I wish I had a new car for my wife!

granted, but its a prius

I wish the brady b*tches would just disappear.....

 

[Hayseed_40]

Granted, but when they gave you the bill Uranus was ruined.

It did not ruin them - it just rectum.

granted, but its a prius

I wish the brady b*tches would just disappear.....

Granted but we all lost a child TV memory.

I wish Yamaha could think of more butt jokes.