Crop Dusting Down at Jan 2016 Indy 1500

[Winamac]

Drive by gas attacks are a thing of beauty when executed well. Lumps, however, are a sign of failure to plan.
Beans = good
Sliders = better
Chili = best
Eggs and Spam = a serious possibilty of failure

^^^^^^^ man...you all are a hoot! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

 

[churchmouse]

Drive by gas attacks are a thing of beauty when executed well. Lumps, however, are a sign of failure to plan.
Beans = good
Sliders = better
Chili = best
Eggs and Spam = a serious possibilty of failure

Aw Geez man.......Not Eggs and spam

 

[Lee11b]

LOL!!! how about some onions??? with any of the above DEADLY combo!!!

 

[Fenway]

I'm usually there all 3 days and this was the first time in a long time I was not blasted in the aisles.

And why do you draw this conclusion? Did you "sample" the environment?

 

[cbhausen]

Give me a bacon cheeseburger with barbecue sauce and onion rings on top and I will put my farts up against anyone. I don't remember what I ate but I farted in the car once when I was a kid and the lady in the front seat (NOT my mom!) rolled down the window and puked. Top that!

 

[churchmouse]

Give me a bacon cheeseburger with barbecue sauce and onion rings on top and I will put my farts up against anyone. I don't remember what I ate but I farted in the car once when I was a kid and the lady in the front seat (NOT my mom!) rolled down the window and puked. Top that!

Uh......That was you breath man.......................

 

[BGDave]

I once farted on my son and locked out the windows. He opened the car door about half way at 75 or 80 mph. (I know, statute of limitations)

 

[papa6x]

 

[2in1evtime]

steamed brussel sprouts, then sautéed with onions and bacon grease. this is my brothers favorite look out

 

[oldpink]

The reduction can be attributed to my absence.
I'll do my best to attend next year to make up for the lack this year.

 

[Bill of Rights]

Just felt like sharting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JvhdkLeBpk

FTFY

Crop dusting or drive by farting is a real favorite here on INGO...face it...farts are interesting and funny.

"Farts are fun, farts are great. Farts are... farts are without the mess!" --George Carlin

Drive by gas attacks are a thing of beauty when executed well. Lumps, however, are a sign of failure to plan.
Beans = good
Sliders = better
Chili = best
Eggs and Spam = a serious possibilty of failure

Yes, "lumps" are a disqualification.

7th Stepper makes "Shrimpy Garlic Noodles" occasionally. The resultant gasses are most copious and odoriferous, hence the reason this meal is so occasional.

 

[padawan]

Yes. But deodorant in some areas was lacking.

I thought GS's were a non-deodorant zone? At least optional or mostly frowned upon. And never bath the day of.

The 'cabbage' type of dusting is the most pungent.

 

[TheDude]

Maybe somebody finally closed the gunshow poophole? Wait....that's not it.

 

[padawan]

You all are a bunch of juveniles...