Certified Scrum Master (CSM) ??
Certified Scrum Master.
Scrum is a form of project management that is hip and cool (and also doesn't require a billion hours of on the job work before you take the test, like PMPs do).
I like to think of them as Human Resource Managers for the “oldest profession”!Next question - what the hell is a PMP .
So . . . . . SCM is a title you can get without having to really do anything other than take a two day correspondence course ? Is this something that grew out of the “everybody gets a trophy in Little League ?”
Next question - what the hell is a PMP ?
I am so glad I am not a card carrying member of the work force anymore.
Circumcision Safety Monitor
I guess someones got to do it.
Do you have to mark out the incision too?
Project Management Professional. Basically, they can make gantt charts really well. But you need some ridiculous amount of hours (4,500) of project management before you can sit for the test.