Dear Lassie

[sharkey]

Dear Lassie,

Let me tell you about my day. I was napping on the porch today while the balding ape who feeds me was busy working at something in the backflap of the red fuzzy "fur" he wears instead of a proper coat like us dogs.

I heard a car pull in through our mailman defenses out front. I started to get excited about the chance to go for a ride, when my "master" started yelling and chased the car off.

THEN, he drags me out to into the yard to make me watch him play with another balding apes poo.

Sometimes, I don't know why I put up with this guy!

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

Ok, what color is his gate then? Oh wait. You're a dog. You're colorblind.

 

[Benny]

Worst thread ever.

I hate to be an ass, but if you thought this would be funny, you should get out more.

 

[HandK]

Too funny!!