Deranged Gunman Opens Fire at Shooting Range

[tuoder]

SAN ANTONIO—A man described by eyewitnesses as "unsettled" and "disturbed" walked into the local Guns Galore Shooting Range early Tuesday morning, paid for a half hour's worth of time, and then calmly opened fire on dozens of unsuspecting targets.
Sources said the man, now identified as Bryon James Woodrich, entered the establishment at approximately 8:30 a.m. armed with a pistol. After a brief exchange with the gun range manager, Woodrich purchased a box of ammunition, showed two pieces of ID, signed in, walked to stall No. 17, and at once began his crazed shooting spree.

Deranged Gunman Opens Fire On Shooting Range | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

 

[Benny]

LOL, nice.

 

[Suprtek]

Oh man, that's just awful. Why do people do things like tha.......HEY WAIT A MINUTE!

 

[jclark]

Repped. good one.

 

[alwalker84]

 

[DRob]

Good grief

Horrors!

 

[schafe]

If you look carefully into Bryons background I'm sure you will find that his parents neglected him, to the point of letting him point and shoot those vile chrome cap guns at his buddies while playing "cops and Robbers" as a youngster. Yeah , thats what caused it, yeah.

 

[misconfig]

God, I love the Onion!

 

[Redskinsfan]

Good humor

Good article, very funny.

Terry

 

[Vince49]

Thanks I needed that!! Repped!

 

[DaKruiser]

That's messed up man! Watch out mayor bloomberg or Chicago mayor might really try to use this! Haha lmao! Good one!

 

[infidel]

 

[88E30M50]

Dang Infidel! I'm going to have nightmares from those images now.

 

[gohard43]

I wonder if his gun ever jammed??

 

[printcraft]